Sweetie look how WELL its going for the president! Fool proof

We must protect the men becauuuuuse reasons! Fox is like the only place where youll find that sympathetic, wife beating audience

Charge murderers with murder. 

Dont believe a thing from this ding a ling

Jim Davis? Orange garfield? Guys, lets alex jones our way to some manly, barrell chested truth

And then you have sustainable product which doesnt make sense for concentrates because of the fertilizers/products used. This topic gets so granular

Why did you use California? That state has the dumbest laws of all...

Curious to know why you went with that particular headline. Go pats, go equality, there isnt a sports team in the nation without racists in the fanbase, and anyone not speaking up at their tailgate against soft racism “black quarterbacks dont know the playbook” should go home.

It has the best music, the deepest jokes, and some of the prettiest action sequences on tv. Its probably the most meticulously crafted dialogue/script on television.

Huluuuuu

Hes taking a sh!t and asking aides to find him kfc breakfast, who gives a damn what this senile trust fund caddyshack extra has to say

You got a pretty mouth, boy. 

Eff it. Now I just want to post the dude that manipulated my now ex wife and ruin his photography “business." Im guessing im about to get a landslide of "extra" but, whatever, you weren't there, internet. 

Congrations, this is so rich were all like scrooge McDuck

Best people. 

Yeah, hes almost as good as mookie betts!

Trumps got a fat neck but i think theres enough slack there

He looks pretty worried they'll ask him about the game

Im straight and i want that mayor inside me

Athlete: Michael Phelps