If youre halfway decent at old school mario party you can slaughter a crowd of innocent people.

My friend, i don’t think watching racially based pornography and having a significant other of a different race count as the same thing...

At this point taking money from the nra is blatantly telling your constituents “my child’s prep school costs are more important than your health and well being in a public setting”.

Im super into the new order lately and i dont know where else to share it. Also, did anyone else see davante adams just die?

Anyone care to explain mcrib references to a mammoth honkey?

I am emotionally invested in this outcome now

Meddle.

Meddle.

These guys have all the personality of a morning show radio dj, and the comedic sensibilities of real world contestant.

Congratulations, youve put a vagina on the internet.

I love the car insurance argument for health insurance and gun control.

Its not even a music festival? No sympathy.

Let freedom ring

*spits in dip cup* fahhhhckin c’s dood

I was scrolling through, thought you said greg oden, and was very confused. Anyone else following this cfl game? Tiger cats need to step up

Think anyone has explained to the cheeto that nixon never actually ordered the watergate break in...

Late show staffs must be so pissed. EVERY DAMN TIME WE FINISH A MONOLOGUE...

The hell does twee mean, speak English, not millennial

This one hurt.

Rich folk are who we thought they were.

Alright, so did you and barry get mugged in boston, or have your hearts broken in boston?