Trump harkonnen hits the spice pretty hard

I hated this place so much

I wish deadspin luck in trying to guess the death star battle plans.

Lol archie cox

Never forgive. Never forget.

Meh. Hell be dead soon.

Why didn’t you fact check landing the plane

Id hate to be you for the next two seasons. Does tom brady like haunt your dreams or something? This is hilarious!

Who would let this idiot into their home

I wonder what its like to be scared of trees and the sun.

Get out of my head!

We should start tracking who buys crap like this and make a hit list for the economic revolution. 8 grand on a toy? What a grand investment for a sociopath.

Youre talking to a man who plays espn2k5 and makes hysterical, themed rosters that only my brother and myself find funny

Anyone want to wager the bank stopped loaning him money?

Fuck these people, i give scalpers enough money for concert tickets, mini nes console scalpers are somehow worse. I just wanted a cute 80s console to sit and play some games with my wife. Fuck people.

Hell yes

Shit.

Go breathe the air in Beijing, fuckstick

Yeah but now stanford has hip cool hashtag cred to throw around, rather than a student who actually did the assignment. He put in the hashtag for fucks sake

Can deadspin send this dude a wheelchair and a coat hanger?