Does an opening​ statement of “up, down, up, down, left , right, left right, a, b, a, b, start, select!” automatically mandate a mistrial?

One time i went out to lunch with my boss, next thing i knew she was pegging me with a satan shaped strap on and we were drenched in the blood of a virgin goat. Mike pence: brilliant man.

I love these big strong men that the tribe would have left behind years ago for being selfish pricks.

Anyone else call their rep blasting “cant always get what you want” while cackling like a maniac? My Republican senator’s office was most displeased.

No shade for the “im president and you arent” line?

Nick masons car accident was the only news of note related to any stars.

The fact that i have no future in the environmental sector, and yet youre going to rake in ad dollars from the corporations and industries you rail against.

*current oil man.

Why would you use a device thats always recording?

Look at bills prior first and second round draft picks. Terrible. Trading out is not an accident.

If she fits in there problem solved. Nobody open it till the shaking stops... COMPLETELY

They didnt steal enough. Honestly I won’t be happy until these Armenian prostitutes are destitute.

Implement some fucking pitchforks and torches.

All your white skill players are belong to us.

So it has absolutely tragic dialogue and plot structure with a unique art style, got it.

The skins are a reflection of the town they pretend to hail from.

Did yall see that baserunning???

*chugs gansett and turns irish themed sawx hat backwards* now let me fahckin tell you a lil something about the king in the north, kid!

The white student was granted a seat on student council and immediately allowed in the national honor society, right?

This is perfect, i cant stop laughing