Hi I'm here to stand my ground and kill scary black kids, and it looks like I'm all out of ground.

I'm a Southerner and my family has lived in the same rural area for over 200 years. If there is a symbol to show the pride of being Southern, the confederate flag isn't one of them. Plain and simple. You want to show pride? Feed people who aren't from the South BBQ, have them listen to bluegrass, blues, or country,…

Don't like it? Don't buy one.

Trent, buddy, you have an Oscar. You don't need the Grammys anymore. They are not your peers. They are the lamest of the terribles. You want proof? Here are a few acts that have never won a competitive Grammy:

I'm finding the "well, what were they doing out after 1 am, hmmmmmmm?" response absolutely puzzling. What the actual fuck makes that an appropriate reaction?

"Shockingly, they are not the most reliable people."

Get right out of town!

That certainly sounds awful. But it is not uncommon for serial killers to lie through their teeth about the number of people they killed. Shockingly, they are not the most reliable people.

Yes. And sometimes husbands turn down their wives or husbands. Not everyone is always in the mood.

I really liked this one because it was happy without being "TRIUMPHANT IN SHOULDER PADS!"

My ".5%" Scottish ancestry is actually I'm the first in my family, on both sides, to be born and live in Canada and not Scotland, so 'yknow...

What? No mention of Violette Morris - so committed to the sport she had her boobs removed?

Because Group B.

I guess you could say they were...

This story has been pretty front and center in the chicago area. Not to take away from the tragedy or anything, but Mundelein is not a Chicago neighborhood as it states in the article. It's a suburb about 35 miles NW of Chicago.

Wrong. Forgetting Sarah Marshall is one of the best things she has done. Great movie! I don't know anyone that didn't love it, so color me surprised you didn't!