I'm going to use this opportunity to proclaim Wendy's as the best fast food chain in the land. Because BAKED POTATOES.

I don't know what it is about her but she just bugs me. I recognize her talent and all but yeah, she just bugs me.

"Tyra Banks won't go away"

9/10 are Big Three vehicles. Just sayin'....

Something else is wrong too, missing perhaps . . . oh ya, gravity.

I just find Miley Cyrus to be gross. I used to work at a dog kennel that bred and competed Labradors and used to help with Artificial Inseminations, and one time made the mistake of wearing flip-flops and got dog cum on my foot. The feeling I got then is the same feeling I get when watching that Miley Cyrus clip.

Jack McCoy: droppin' panties since 1994.

I don't really know what this tells us. My husband's name is on our car registration, but that doesn't mean I didn't play a huge role in the purchase. By the article's methodology, he would be counted as the car "owner" and my contribution doesn't register. I'll bet people are just more likely to register family…

First of all, as noted in the post, Chiwetel Ejiofor is not "African American." He is British. Second, I am not a "fucking millennial." Pull yourself together.

This is beautiful.

This is a truly wonderful story... people can be really, really great. I admire the woman who wrote this, and the woman who took on those kids as a step parent.

This shit looks suspiciously NOT American.

What could go wrong in a Death Proof car?

I think I made a comment to you the other day about you taking something overly literally, and here we are again.

Welp, Beyoncé's new album — released just last Friday at midnight — has sold, as of about 2pm EST today, ONE MILLION copies. It should be certified as Platinum by the RIAA shortly. Bow down, bitches.

Okay, obviously this is really fucking adorable and all, but was anyone else expecting a vocal outburst, i.e. some actual expression of feelings?

Aww, you must feel so special. It really irks you to have the hard work of a black woman acknowledged and lauded for the achievement that it is, huh?