I’ve got a couple of dry clean only things that I wash in the washing machine, even though I don’t have a washer with an “express” setting. Instead, I put the garment inside a mesh bag and wash it on the delicate cycle. I haven’t had a problem yet.

Read your oven manual.  Some ovens want you to leave the racks in for self cleaning.

Self-cleaning ovens are a lifesaver! Don’t most stoves come with them these days? I read once that they pay for themselves in energy savings since they have to be so much better insulated to withstand the high heat of the cleaning cycle. I certainly wouldn’t buy a stove without self-cleaning. If your oven gets as…

Things like this and the related dalgona drink make me feel so old. Such a tremendous effort just to produce something that is photogenic but doesn’t taste great is utterly foreign to me, as is the urge to share such mundane aspects of my daily life.

Patreon. I guess the important thing is that there are at least 147 different ways for thirsty-ass people to broadcast shit to the world.

“...adult performers will watch their favorite porn films while providing Mystery Science Theater 3000-style commentary.”

One place I’ll agree with Sandra Lee is that, in almost all instances, boxed cake mix is the way to go. You can boost its flavor and texture by using milk (or if you have it, buttermilk is BOMB) 1 for 1 in place of the water. Add an extra egg, and a splash of vanilla. Beat for a bit longer than is called for in the…

Come the fuck on.

That’s exactly what he wants, though. His base doesn’t care about the words that come out of his mouth; they only loves that he fights with the media.

I remember when Bush was president, and the frustration I felt that someone so inarticulate was representing us to the world. Those truly were simpler times.

I’m really hoping that this demonstrates the fact that elections have consequences, because there are people mourning their loved ones right now because of Trump.

As a comedian once said ( George Carlin?)

I will give money to any reporter that stands up during one of these and asks him what the fuck he is rambling about.

I never thought I’d find myself nostalgic for the days when I was concerned about norovirus wiping out my weekend plans.

25 million, let alone 1 million is not what I would call a hefty fine for a company that has revenue greater than 5 billion a year, particularly for a public safety issue that is core to what the fuck they’re supposed to be doing. 

Need a proper grinder for most of these! Can’t get “ground coffee” from the store if you want french press/pour over that doesn’t suck.

Need a proper grinder for most of these! Can’t get “ground coffee” from the store if you want french press/pour over…

Would pair perfectly with a strong cup of coffee an a shot of insulin.  

My first memory of polenta: My parents went on a trip for their anniversary. Mrs. Riccio (I never called her anything else, later I learned her first name was Ursula) took care of us. A formidable woman from Alsace-Lorraine, her gray hair in bun, equal parts discipline and love. She made polenta. Instead of serving it…

I live in the godless north (i.e. Duke’s-less country) so don’t know what you’re going for here.  But I like my mayo made with a tablespoon each of lemon juice and dijon mustard.  At that point it’s barely mayo anymore, but anything mayo goes on, mine does too.