I’m sorry it is partially a terrible memory but as a woman who once bought a tea cozy thinking it was a hat, I relate.

Fuck him! Give him my regards.

Buy a day pass to one of the airline clubs (or get one of the credit cards that gets you access). Particularly if you are coming off a long overseas flight, just being able to take a shower makes it worth the $50 or so, never mind the quiet relaxing place to hang out. Though 8-12hrs is enough time to just leave the…

My husband and I worked really hard to pick an appropriate gift for our very close, very stylish friends. They lived in a huge, meticulously decorated home and had very particular tastes. We settled on a lovely, not inexpensive artisan fruit bowl. We were both so pleased at how much they liked it. I legit saw it in…

You’ve sparked a great and yet terrible memory for me. My mother excited *thought* that she had purchased a really tall cup only to realize that it was a toilet brush holder.

Please tell me you started dating the doorman after that.

Whatever you're doing with your life, it's better than that would have been! 

The year I sent my grandma a thank you note and she sent it back with grammar and punctuation corrections in RED INK. 

Take a taxi down to Santa Monica, have dinner (or other time-appropriate meal) on the pier, watch the sunset (or watch the waves a bit, depending on the time of day), and taxi back with plenty of time to make your connection.  That’s what I did with an 8-hour layover in LAX once, and it was really nice.  You’ll have…

Its all that Markle woman’s influence!!! ;)

That plunging neckline on William. Hubba hubba - two whole open buttons! How the royal protocols degenerate.

Absolutely.

The Trumps are such thirsty famewhores, it must kill them a little inside knowing that this is the best they can do

That’s what a Free Carrion policy will get you.

I’m just going to bypass all the easy jokes. 

Dear southwest, last christmas, I gave you my heart. But the very next day you gave it away. 

Chortle.