If White folks need to have sex on top of something old, hard, large and dusty, I hear Bill O’Reilly has some free time between books these days.
soulfeggio
soulfeggio
All well and good until the car in front of you hits the brakes while you’re shoulder checking. A proper mirror setup should allow you to keep the front of your car in your peripheral vision at all times and still not get surprised by cars behind you. That way you can react to something behind or ahead of you.
So... maybe now do a bit on setting up your side view mirrors to actually look at the side, instead of the rear? That way you have no blind spots. I’m still amazed how many people don’t know about this.
Elon should be a stand alone entry due to his needless (thirsty) insertion into the Thai rescue mission with his dumb submarine.
Ah, the time-tested 14 Day Trial By Orgasm. The old ways are the best ways.
Oh my god. The person who rips my book would have his balls fed to him through his nostrils. BOOKS ARE FRIENDS. RESPECT BOOKS, DAMMIT. Even my six and three year olds learned this lesson early.
There is 0.0 chance the senate will remove both and allow Pelosi to become POTUS.
He must tire of all this negative press.
Rimm needs a new Job.
KFC and cologne : (
Nooooooooo
Can’t deny enjoying that Miley song but that video... yikes dawg. Pass.
Gedichte.
I was married for 20 years, and I will always have my own bank account, even if I get remarried. I’ve been very clear with my boyfriend about this.
Roses are red,
Hey, I love it! Think I will hang sleeping bags from the mantel this year!
Hey, I love it! Think I will hang sleeping bags from the mantel this year!
God gave him a civil war cannon for a penis and an old JC Penney catalog he found on the railroad tracks for a brain.
Are you my husband? He gets like the guy on that one Dragnet episode about hippy freaks on acid: There I am! I’m over there now! I’m not here anymore. My hair’s green and I’m a tree!
Whereas if I got unintentionally Snoop-Dog-Level high before appearing at a televised roast, my whole set would be me crying and asking ‘AM I UNHINGED FROM TIME? IS THIS NOW? WHEN IS LATER? STOP LOOKING AT ME!”