Don’t do this. I can’t afford more children.

Probably not because those get smelly. But I have been known to sit on subway platforms and hold the handrail of the BART escalators which are basically the same thing.

My reasoning is not ridiculous. Apparently I have not made myself clear so let me do so.

So... you’re saying it’s the girl’s fault that the school massively overreacted?

Lol, this entire thread my god! Thank you for reminding me of the fact I would not get along with the vast majority of people who frequent this site. Also, not that you need my opinion, but you hit the nail on the head.

We need to be of sterner stuff. I don’t want anybody to ever scroll past this. The problem isn’t Emmett Till’s picture. It’s the lack of others’ pictures (Sandy Hook). Images get things done because there are no abstractions.

WTH is up with everyone on here like “I wonder what would have happened if person was x and the other was x” JFC this is racism. We all know it. The child was suspended because he’s black. Quit pretending like there’s some other fucking reason.

When you need a pile of greasy napkins to lubricate a seized bike chain or start a fire or something.

Kate is from Indiana.

It’s rude to tell me how to eat my pizza.

Fuck it, I don’t want a mouth full of grease/oil. That’s why I blot that bad boy, not because I want to delude myself into beleiving I’m some how saving myself calories.

My deeply held belief that nonconsensual groping is Not Okay is currently coexisting, uncomfortably, with my also deeply held grudge against Katy Perry for that fake-ass, appropriative-of-queer-culture, bisexual-but-not-really-cuz-it’s-only-for-the-straight-male-gaze “I Kissed a Girl” song.

shit it’s 5:45 and I’m still on deadline but my kid is going to melt into a hypoglycemic whinge puddle in about 15 minutes and I’ve already played my frozen-entrée card for the week.

I don’t think I would have even gone to the police without a lawyer. I don’t trust those fuckers one little bit.

the ones that give parking tickets are working very hard actually.

Well, he clearly believed in the Chemex method.

I love your handle and image. I had a Honda Civic hatchback for 11 years that was like a member of the family. We called it “Baby Honda” or “Baby H” for short. Eleven years, that car never quit on me, never died or refused to run except for at when we were already home. God, I loved that car. We used to do the…

In fact, @james.almos, I thought that was what one’s ‘f-ck off’ price is — the amount you quote to get unwanted potential clients to, well, fuck off.