Totally. What a disgusting garbage monster she is for daring to have only clean, neat, presentable feet.

I was too afraid of the premise to even press play.

Then again, he’d done wonderfully at keeping a straight face when dealing with Congress.

There is a lady like half way through the video that is just. so. not. amused. I have no idea who she is but I laugh and laugh when I see her.

I’m just impressed he didn’t break when Key was doing his bit, because I would have been totally unable to keep a straight face.

I wish he could take over The Daily Show when Jon leaves. He was so great hosting the Colbert Report. I think he missed his calling as a comedian.

She looks like an insanely glamorous Bond villain!

Speaking of. Jane Fonda at the WHCD last night. At 77. Good lord.

Obama’s comic timing is amazing. I adore his deadpan snark delivery.

Jesus. I thought the Oscars crowd was full of stuffed shirts, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many self-serious old white botoxed fuckwads as in the crowd shots from this thing. (And I’m white and, well, aging.)

I love that half the damned audience had no farging clue who Luther was/what was happening/why they were such chumps.

Arbys: die full.

“ and he stole my turtle.”

srsly fuck thongs tho

I was 10. It was Halloween. My mom finally gave in and bought me the $40 pretty witch costume I had begged for the past 3 years. I was so excited! And then my neighbor’s son, who was in his mid-20s, visibly appraised my body and commented that I had “really grown up.” He started coming to the yard that next spring to…

This happened to me when I was turned 9. I was new to the school and invited 12 of my classmates. Only one showed. My mom had organized games with prizes but no one showed up. It was my first intro in the little, every day ways people are assholes. For some of us those revelations just come early....

My son is on the spectrum too. This happened to us at his 5th birthday party - a couple of my friends came, but none of the kids in his class (he was in preschool, and we had gone to everyone else’s birthday party). I still feel like I cannot breath when I think about it.

You’re kidding, right? My youngest daughter has a neurometabolic disorder and is autistic. She has never been invited to a birthday party - she’s nine years old. We can’t even get her aunts, uncles, and cousins to attend her birthday parties. “Well, it’s not like she’ll remember if we miss this one time.” - every…

1) People are the fucking worst