Boy, do I feel stupid. I found two LP dresses at a thrift store in Austin in the mid-aughts and bought them both because they were well cut and really cute on the hanger, but they each got worn maybe three times because the colors are SO bright. I ended up donating them to a Goodwill when we moved cross country. I…

Women are often “crazy” until it turns out they’re “stupid.”

It’s all right to be Christian, but cut it out with that actual Christ-Like behavior, you hear?

UHHHHH WHAT I HAVE SO MANY FOLLOWUP QUESTIONS

Is it able to do the Lindy Hop?

Anyone spending that kind of money and effort to masturbate is, by definition, lonely and pathetic

I dunno. I mean, on one hand, having sex with a robot would be pretty degrading, but on the other hand, I’m not sure it would be the right kind of degrading to get me off.

Talk dirty to me.

Maybe one of those lint covered purse candies to get the robot to teach me how to dance a waltz.

Will it make waffles too?

A bank of canned audio files would enable the doll to verbally “respond” based on where she was touched.

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My criteria was duckface=Coachella, someone over the age of 30 in the background=ren faire.

They all look so, so, so pretty, if a little sweetly ridiculous. I'm 36 with two little kids and my body looks like a melting candle now and I never get to wear anything silly and fun anymore.

Fuck you haters, I wish I could go to Coachella and be fashionable and bohemian as fuck.

My friend’s daughter is 9, and in remission from a 1 1/2 year battle with brain cancer. She’s from near where Taylor grew up in Reading, PA and one time when Taylor was in the area, she popped by Reading Hospital to just say hi and meet some of the pediatric cancer patients; one of them being my friend’s daughter, who…