This.

We're too fat to riot. =[

Missing volcano levels!

@Glomb: Rubber suit with nipples trumps any super powers.

[www.speedtest.net]

@Edgar Khachatryan: Yeah, they'd laugh to death.

@Glaiel-Gamer: *dumpster dives*

What a waste of food.

No one really looks devastated. They all seem to be going for a swim and making the best of things.

"their quote-unquote hero". What? Why couldn't you just say "hero"?

Blah blah blah red shifts etc etc etc.

@blyan-reloaded: +69

Why make it rain when you can just Whupf?

OMG THEY NEED TO BRING THESE BACK

CANADA HAS NETFLIX?!

4chan is not your personal army

I'd rather have Sailor Mars do it but I guess that's close enough.

Yahoo Q&A is funny. That's about all I like about Yahoo.

I called this. I was in the beta servers and I predicted that it wouldn't last five months in all chat. Everyone said I was wrong...

@Kints: Teehee