♫There must be....50 Ways to Lose Your Striker

there is a big offer from China

I’M NOT ON TRIAL HERE

Unable to understand her slurred speech but requiring a statement, deputies repeatedly asked Willis what she was talking about.

Amanda Willis, 23, “drank almost a whole entire bottle of Fireball” within the first hour of the reception and turned drunk and violent.

“I come here not to praise Chris Berman, but to bury him (Berman spits out baby back rib meat, BBQ sauce still on his face) But look at the size of ‘im, I’m not digging THAT hole.”

Lame. There’s no way to tell how fast it’s really going because nobody even knows what a kilometer is.

Kudos to the other guy for at least making contact for a return. Those are some fast reflexes.

Take anyone successful at standup comedy and they will mop the floor when handling a buffoon.

alternate headline:

Rex will be back on his feet in no time!

Wow, BOTH Ryans. This is a great weight off of the Bills shoulders.

Can you imagine how sad that dog would be if it could read its vest?

The dog didn’t make that vest.

Hat tip for properly using venomous instead of poisonous.

the fuck, Drew? She was really thrown by the big package, too.

Male swimmer sexually assaults a woman: “30 seconds of bad decisions should not ruin his life!”

Female soccer play flips the bird: “BURN THE WITCH!”

Got it.
Out of curiosity, if she wins...will she flip the double bird in court? I hope so.

Jordan Reed after every play.