Holy shit: that throw-in! Rory Delap would be envious.

Also enraged was his other brother Dirrell.

Well that’s different. Usually the biggest boob you see at a Marlins game is Jeffrey Loria.

You have to remember that in 2008, Ray Allen was starting to get old - he was 33.

Well, sticking with their rich tradition of sober sports assessments, I expect Boston fans and talk radio to react very calmly and rationally to this situation

From Kendrick Perkins:

This is a segment from last night’s NBA broadcast on TNT, in which Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, Glen Davis, and Rajon Rondo lay out why they are still angry at Allen, all these years later.

“I’m a football player.”

#TEAMBIGPANCAKES

Big pancakes forever. Silver dollar pancakes are for communists.

*runs*

That makes me think of the phrase - “Children in the back seat cause accidents, and accidents in the back seat cause children.”

If you have access to an outlet, try turning a hairdryer on the wax. As it softens, use dry paper towels to wipe the wax up, repeating as needed until it’s gone. Then, give the cupholder a light scrub with a damp rag+some dish soap. Should be right as rain!

You only think I guessed wrong! That’s what’s so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia” - but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian…

I’VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS

“Pfft. Amateur.”

“Chico was not a saint...”