Yo, seriously, [MAJOR SPOILER ALERT] Vader’s rampage right at the end was probably the most fuckin’ amped I’ve been in a movie theater in years. I felt like my head was going to pop.

Jesus Christ, you sound like the least fun person ever.

I’m not crying, you’re crying

Anyway, if I’m putting any antlers on the table, they’re gonna be real. None of these poseur antlers for me. I’m taking down Bambi’s mom and then making her head the centerpiece of my turkey dinner.

I remember asking my father as a child (I think around 4th grade) why he never videotaped my school concerts or performances like the other parents (back in the day of giant camcorders, which we didn’t own). And he replied, “All week you’ve been complaining about this stupid concert, and now you want me to videotape…

Bomani Jones is a quality sports fan

Being fat does not equal being wrong.

I won’t fight you about Blue Door...but I’d throw Red Cow right up there with them. Free burgers on your birthday, too.

I don’t care what the FDA says, the proper serving size for ice cream is and always will be a pint and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

Popovich: Makes a bunch of money off the backs of fairly compensated employees

What is with the abundance of Drew readers who are desperate to piss themselves or shit in not-toilets?

7+5

I guess he is transitioning into 50somethingness better than Linda “Hey What’s Your Mom Doing Here at the Taylor Swift Concert” Cohn.

+1 welcome blanket

Meanwhile, Francona at corn, or as some people call it, maize.

Sitting in work actually muttering to myself, “Go, motherf*cker. GO!”