Talk about Dildo on the field

My car gets 25 rods to the hogshead and that’s the way me likes it!

Crazy is also fun, though

Once again the real villian is whoever filmed this.... LANDSCAPE!

He was the best of teens, he was the worst of teens

WTF is wrong with our education system? It’s 2016 and kids are still filming in portrait mode.

Messi should be more careful.

http://deadspin.com/so-commenter-50shadesofjimgray-made-our-day-with-his-ca-1445734746

Hunter Pence, for one, is glad he doesn’t have to return to the North Side.

I can’t believe the Drew made note that he wrote “firm, not stiff” as well as “hot wiener juice.” But then he goes ahead and talks about small orphans manually working the crankshaft in the rocket like it’s nothing.

Dear Deadspin,

More like hurriCAN

That was Over The Top.

He got all huffy.

I presume that the fans at Hazeltine will let Danny Willett hear all about this.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

I totally misread that last part.