Here’s the only difference you need to know. Monopoly isn’t a game. It’s basically just rolling dice and whoever gets the right rolls wins. There are no decisions. You hope you get the right roll for that space you need. Oops! You got one higher, I guess you’ll slog around the board again and hope the right number…

If it helps, I know how to play Monopoly properly and still think it’s a bit shit. There’s far better board games out there.

I love this whole thing and have been following the story. Props to Dave Grohl for graciously doing this, but I have to wonder if he’s asking himself when this will end because it keeps going and going and I imagine the guy has a ton of things to do.

They were similarly ambivalent when Graham Chapman came out to them. Their initial reactions were mixed (a lot of “well, can you not be gay, maybe?”) which is not really that surprising considering a non-trivial amount of their humor revolves around gay stereotypes.

Gobel was one of the funniest men alive in his day. He had a low-key style and was happy to serve as a straight man to his often much more famous fellow guests, but was always ready with an expertly timed, pithy one-liner that would bring down the house.

Everybody’s going to Mario or bread, but my old ass immediately thought of George Gobel sitting next to superstars Bob Hope and Dean Martin on the old Carson show and SLAYING them with one line. ‘You ever think the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?’

Smith was actually 22 when the show started, but I think the feeling was the same from Hubert regardless. Smith was a non-actor who the entire show was centered on. And as the shows writers were feeling the show out, they found the Will-Uncle Phil, Will-Carlton, Will-Geoffrey, even Will-Hillary etc dynamics were more…

Why do you people immediately assume it is “hair dye”, like you always jump to the most humiliating conclusion just because you dislike the guy.

Having just dealt with something similar if not exactly analogous at work, it’s very difficult even for mature adults when someone starts bringing negative emotions they have in their personal life into the workplace and snapping at people, particularly when they are not communicative about it. Someone younger is…

I think this Will Smith was the person Hubert would’ve preferred to work with back in the day.
Not to excuse his actions, but it’s a constant reminder of how we put so much responsibility on famous young men who may not have the compassion or experience to see the bigger picture.
i.e. Young LeBron thought that a…

I think we can more or less piece together what happened at this point. She was annoyed that a teenager with no acting experience was the lead over the professionals, the rest of the cast took the star’s side, Smith, being a teenager, probably wasn’t as magnanimous about that as he could have been, her personal life…

Their feud still reads like a supporting actor upset that the guy who’s referenced in the show’s title was the star, but there’s no denying the show suffered significantly without her. Nice to see they reconciled.

The power of love, it’s a curious thing

They really just need to let priests get married

So I met a woman in November 1993 and we hit it off rather quickly. I’d been recording Animaniacs each day on the VCR and watching after work. I told her about it and she was excited to finally see it. So she came over one day and I played that day’s episode for her, sight unseen. Turns out it was the one with all the…

Seems easier to just not make more of these.

Rose was exactly young enough to either stick with Jack long after his adultery, substance abuse, and unemployment left him a bloated shell of a man OR ditch him after a turn of the century abortion and hook up with Cal's younger brother. 

I’m assuming you mean metaphorically, but Rose as cannibalistic serial killer is an interesting take.

I’ll show you the life of the mind (hunter).

It appears you don’t understand the purpose of the mask. It’s not like a gas mask or a painter’s mask. You aren’t wearing it to filter virus out of the air you’re breathing IN. You wear the mask to protect those around you from the air you’re breathing OUT (exhaling/coughing/sneezing) because YOU COULD BE AN…