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Take it from a progressive liberal voting man...

Oh honey, you can sit down now.

I did not understand what the hell Collinsworth was talking about on Philly’s last touchdown. The guy tucked the ball and took at least one, maybe two, steps. He was a runner at that point.

Collinsworth said that and a whole game’s worth of other stupid shit. My favorite was pinning Brady’s missed reception on taped hands while we watched the ball bounce off the fingertips of his one gloved and one un-taped hands.

That was Collingsworth and it was a wtf comment as the game was waaaaay better than Justin Timberlake. I say this as a Pats fan. One of the best SB’s ever. I say that as a Pats fan too. And hey Philadelphians, stay safe during tonight’s purge.

For sure that pissed me off so much. He took 3 steps and dove! The clement one was closer but in both instances Michaels and Collinsworth seemed to not understand the rules.

No, it’s worse than that. Collinsworth didn’t even want it to be a reception. He wasn’t talking fumble, he was talking incomplete pass the whole way.

At least he didn’t say, “This game is almost as good as that Dodge commercial that used Martin Luther King Jr’s Voice to sell pickup trucks!”

We all guffawed and that and I explained to my cynical children that it’s his job to be positive about everything, and my son said, “except the Eagles touchdowns.”

It was CC OF COURSE. God he is the fucking worst

That was Collingsworth. I have to believe that was a staged comment based on horrible reviews.

Collinsworth and it instantly turned me from “has he gotten worse as an announcer” to “ok what the fuck bring in Romo.”

Right? My brother and I were like what the hell is Collinsworth talking about? He took 5 steps, the ball broke the plane, even if it was a fumble 1) the ground can’t cause a fumble, and 2) even if it was a fumble it was recovered by Ertz

*Player turns up field, runs seventeen yards, gets tackled loses football out of bounds*

Was it Collingsworth or Al Michaels who said this game was just as good as Justin Timberlake’s halftime performance? I was wondering what kind of crack they were handing out at the buffet station when I heard that horseshit.

I did not understand what the hell Collinsworth was talking about on Philly’s last touchdown. The guy tucked the ball and took at least one, maybe two, steps. He was a runner at that point.

Michaels and Collinsworth sounded like their dog died when that final play ended up incomplete. Hell Collinsworth is probably still finding a way to turn that touchdown into an incomplete pass.

By the way, someone cut together a bunch of different angles of Brady missing that catch in the first half:

Just a reminder of the nonsense these (R)‘s want to keep...