Time to get the laser armed rogue AI satellite to fix the jerk’s mess

“why does “the Left” suddenly trust the PA Supremes?”

We really should have a policy where “constitutionality” or “unconstitutional” references the US Constitution. State constitution matters are rare enough that it would not be onerous to use a phrase like “violates the state’s constitution” rather than “unconstitutional.” Even if it’s a mere colloquialism.

pssst! PA has a Constitution too...

“Who cares what the PA Supreme Court has to say about “constitutionality”?”

The PA Supreme Court has the final say on matters of the PA Constitution. Not even the US Supremes are supposed to be able to overrule them on purely state constitution matters.

Just a reminder of the nonsense these (R)‘s want to keep...

You can’t “argue against math”. But unless the model perfectly captures every detail of the real world, then it’s important to remember my favourite quote about statistical modelling: “All models are wrong, but some are useful.”

Oh, this shitheel is definitely on Team She Didn’t Fight Back Hard Enough.

And in order to prove how much he believes in clutch hitting, he didn’t vote for Jim Thome, the all-time leader in walk-off homers.

Fucking hell. You expect these kind of statements from the coach or the school super or some other backwoods dumbass, but the District Attorney?! Shameful.

And by the same reasoning I suppose if you stop resisting a rape in the face of overwhelming force, then it isn’t rape either. Does that make sense?

“Maybe the kid just thought, ‘I’ll get along with it, it’ll be over with,’” Blonigen said.

“Listen, if these young men suffer consequences for holding down an unwilling teammate and torturing him, how can we expect them to be prepared to gang-rape co-eds properly when they go to college?” - Michael Blonigen, apparently.

I don’t know what his next move will be, but I hope he takes time to mullet over.

I pulled a knife on a guy and asked him for his money, and he gave it to me. If you consent to a robbery, then it’s not a robbery.

“If you consent to an assault, then it’s not an assault”

The district attorney went on to dispute any part of the incident was waterboarding, though he said the alleged assailants used the phrase before the attack began.

This guy did good with shitty rape excuse bingo, too.

Natrona county’s relationship with Lady Justice is a Blonigen/off again affair.