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What if you made it small enough to be a slider bun? You could slice across thin enough to get a cross-sectional hole from the seed and then a person could hold it with thumb and index finger through the avocad-holes to keep everything in place. Like the inverse of that weird-ass White Castle chicken ring sandwich.
It might be interesting if they partially disassembled it by leaning it to the side and having all the formerly vertically stacked layers on their edges at like a 30 degree slant. Then you could try to slice a cross section off for a bite. It would still scatter on the plate almost immediately, but it would make for a…
That was my immediate thought! Why would you assemble it upright? Just the sheer avocado-ness of it, like way way too much avocado per unit beef. Put it on its side and you can make a bigger patty so it’s not just a cubic meter of squishy avocado in every bite.
W east of the Mississippi, and K west of it.
I eat waffle fries one row at a time and rotate the big ones so they stay as square as possible. I think about the Cartesian coordinate system while I do this.
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I kinda wish the PA people would queue up some ridiculous song when there’s a fight happening, like if they played Willie Nelson - Buddy or something like that. I guess we all like watching brawls on baseball fields, but it’s really really dumb. I kind of want all of the participants to feel dumb and bad for being a…
OH! "Cement" is a noun, and "blocks" is a verb there. I was trying to worko out how the noun "cement blocks" fit into the sentence...
I feel like he was willing to pitch that night, so the abandonment may not have been intentional. He probably thought that he and the team would just play in regular jerseys.
Both you and Billy Suter can have stars for that.
It’s going really well so far. I could snack on injeera all day.
Went after it pretty hard yesterday, 6 am travel to New Brunswick for work, and stupidly closed down the bar at the end of the night, so I’ve been mega-napping with episodes of Community all day. Now waiting in Ethiopian food delivery and relaxing with a nice cold Coke.
Missed a fantastic opportunity to go with, “look at Ju-neau, bitches!”
I'm inordinately happy with "spoonulate".
Maybe Slivovitz... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slivovitz
I think if I'm scoring relatively, #4 would make me want to die on the spot the most.
Well, that’s only been viable for like the last 3 elections, right? It’s been pretty much nothin’ but white dudes before that, hence, elections.
“People assume that just because Hillary Clinton is a woman that I’m going to support her,” Kremer said, sounding indignant. “That’s an insult to my intelligence. I have the ability to think on my own.”
Maybe he only knows a bunch of dour dickheads. I personally know like 30 people who want to go see it.