The more I read about Michael Bloomberg, the more I question who was the ding-dong in the Democratic Party who wished for “a Democratic candidate who can beat Donald Trump” on the damn monkey’s paw?

I’m hoping you’re just joking, right?  Our type can dish out the dark humor and we thrive on saying that kinda shit, but in the end I just gotta know you’re stronger than that.  Serenity now.

Yes, I would hate to pay significantly less to see the doctor! It would be HORRIBLE! I can’t even imagine the nightmare.

I’m one of those 60% of Americans and damn hearing everyone in the audience gasp like that kinda hurt my feelings lol. I knew it was bad but they just really made me feel worse. Damn! 

Watching his Town Hall lastnight was wild. Everything he says, even his facial expressions and hand movements, sounds and looks 100% manufactured in a goddamn lab.

Every time he says something I get yet another image of The Smiler from Transmetropolitan just stuck in my craw.

IDK I thought the “sweeping reform candidate with ACTUAL FUCKING STEP-BY-STEP PLANS” was a pretty great niche but what do I know

Jezebel literally erased Warren from their narrative just a few weeks ago, when Ashley Reese contrived to discuss Sanders and Buttigieg struggling for first place in the primary, sneer at Biden in fourth - but somehow omitted completely to mention Warren beating Biden in third. Doesn’t count?

Well mine is a TOTAL downer, but here goes:

“Trump’s relationship with her is platonic, and basically father-daughter-ish.”

he’s not even that great a writer, so they were all going out of their way to publish and shield and reward him just because.

So, my sister and I were in Paris this past March and visited the Musee Marmottan Monet museum. It was beautiful and arresting - seriously, his water lillies are arranged in a round on the first floor and it’s fucking stunning - BUT. There was a gallery with a temporary exhibit titled, “The Odile” and it was straight…

Seriously? He literally has a heart condition and is almost an octogenarian. If he was your father, grandfather etc and you cared about him would you want him to have the most stressful job in the world? Yet those who love him are cool with that because Us means him and/or whoever he decides to have as a running mate. …

Here are the only possible outcomes:

Collins is correct. He did learn a lesson. And the lesson he learned is that he can do whatever the fuck he wants and his base and republicans in the house will support it.

“No parent should be forced to send their child to a failing government school.”

College roommates can be disasters. We had a subletter one summer who we didn’t really know. I came home one day to find our wooden cutting board on the back porch, broken in half with scorch marks in the pattern of the burners on our stove. The apartment reeked of burnt fish and wood. It didn’t take much to determine…

Oh my god, I used to have a coworker who was a really nice lady, but not the smartest. She had been getting sick regularly and throwing up and was going in for all sorts of testing, but nothing is turning up positive for anything.