It would be a lot less infuriating if people like Johannson and Degeneres didn’t try to twist their continued friendships with people who have done shitty things as some sort of brave or morally courageous stance. The simple fact of the matter is you like someone personally for whatever reason, and don’t want to…

tfw you get on Fox News as the “Aggrieved Conservative Student at Liberal University” only to have your ex-gf drag your ass all over Twitter.

Isn’t it the point that he doesn’t develop, he doesn’t learn, he doesn’t change. You could set of a bomb right next to him, and it wouldn’t affect him. It would have ruined the whole book if he had had any kind of character development, because is part of what makes him one of the most obnoxious character in…

We’ve become so numbed by scandal in the past three years that this isn’t registering as the truly fucking insane situation it should be treated as, if true.

Joe Biden’s campaign strategy:

This, truly, is the autumn of Big Mick Energy.

They’re work, but they’re optional. The original context of “emotional labor” is that it’s a catch-22: you have to be nice on the job while living with the terror of knowing that if you AREN’T nice, you could get fired. There are real, material consequences. If your personal relationships carry those kinds of…

I get the impression he takes notes with the Sharpie point-downward in a clenched fist, tongue sticking out of the side of his mouth as he concentrates, using his entire arm as he scrawls his missives.

Needs to consult his notes to remember five sentences, three of which are the same sentence and two that don’t actually mean anything. Very stable genius indeed.

Men are bad enough in general at admitting the smallest of faults, but add in the mamby pamby entitled little rich bitch factor and I think his ability to feel remorse is literally nonexistent. Consequences? Do you know who I am??

So Andrew needs to be reminded to that he must express remorse for the victims?

Meanwhile, back in the US, Trump and his Republican defense squad (led by Devin Nunes and Federalist Society tool lawyer Steve Castor) are cooked. Today’s testimony by Gordon Sondland was so damning that KEN FUCKING STARR calls game over - live on Fox News!

Dear G/O Media, there is a goddamn impeachment hearing going on and this site used to have live interpretations on such stories. For fuck’s sake. Do you think we REALLY care more about Aunt Becky or turkey meatballs?

The amount of chicken grease in his blood reached 100k ppm, so they had to put him on a ketchup iv until it thinned out.

I dunno, after enough plastic surgery, do all women eventually converge on Ivanka’s face? See, for example, the trajectory of Kimberly Guilfoyle.

Gladwell is assuming that if parents did complain, Nassar would have been removed. Hilarious!

You mean someone who made his whole career extrapolating anecdotes did lazy work vetting his resources? Say it isn’t so! He’s a hack and I’m not at all surprised that he didn’t think for one second about these victims as anything but fodder for a story. 

I would only watch it if the house was so comically fully of people, that people were literally bursting out from windows and chasing each other out the house with garden shears while yelling “Cut. It. Out!” for nostalgia.

I know that when I'm looking for a convenient place to stay in NYC and price is no object, something resembling the atmosphere of a train station is at the top of my list.