What an odd take on this campaign. Beshear’s stance on abortion may have nearly cost him this race, and probably the bigger mistake by Bevin was to wait until the end to focus on it. Nor does this exactly harken a new era in Kentucky with Republicans winning several down ballot races by 20% and taking back the two…

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Just to clarify: the reason this creepy feeling really sucks for the children of addicts is because there is an immediate leap from ‘you can’t make eye contact with me’ to ‘I must’ve done something terribly wrong even if for the life of me I can’t think of what it is’ even when you know the behavior is just due to…

Sure. When was the last time an African film was nominated for Best Picture?

How self aware is he if he thinks most women wouldn’t cry if their spouse/so got shot and was near death? He’s self-aware his wife doesn’t give 2 sh$ts about him, but that’s about it. He has her all tied up with the pre-nup.

Nothing worse than incompetent bosses who break shit because they think they know better.

Nailed it! Trump was never accepted by the upper echelon of the NYC elites. If Trump manages to escape jail time, he can retreat to his fiefdom in Palm Beach and live out his remaining years like a bloated Henry VIII. 

Moving to avoid taxes, what a shocker. I also saw a Guardian article about how the super rich will flee the UK if Labour happens to win. Hey, Conservatives, doesn’t it strike you as fucking stupid to have to put your faith and welfare in people who will absolutely fuck everybody to save a buck? Come on now.

Kinda off-topic, but too funny not to share:

He probably passed a mirror that morning and didn’t like the shit person he saw, so he needed to make himself forget with a good ole does of racism.

I can’t wait for the day Ellen goes to a Dolphins game with a drooling, nonresponsive Trump and everyone pities the sweet old man while calling for the restoration of respectability politics, just three years removed from a right-wing bombing of DC

Where I live, the bus specifically states inside “it is a felony to assault the driver...”

Technically it’s a compound bow, not a crossbow. This is laziness incarnate: he probably had all that shit from “hunting”, which is something he likes to pretend to do. This is like a kid who dressed up as “boy scout” because he had the uniform already.

Furthermore:

As someone who was married to a narcissist, and until fairly recently (and recent therapy) only dated narcissists, I can assure you that 1. he is not OK with her stepping out - she is his property and he is entitled to her absolute loyalty no matter what and 2. he constantly and consistently accuses her of adultery to…

I always thought it was hilariously meta on Buffy the Vampire Slayer that you had a vampire and the Slayer’s Mom bonding over watching “Passions”.

I’ve been sober almost 6 years. I would live vicariously through you.

I am looking forward to the animated gif of Ivanka performatively dabbing her waterproof mascara with a handkerchief.

Does he really think that crying because your husband might imminently die is unusual? Really? This is almost more baffling than the whole sweeping the forests thing. Almost.

OK LOL, “trimming the tree” means decorating it. Not, uh, trimming it.