How DARE she say no to him!

My husband and I are re-watching Burning Love and the dance Adam Scott does for June Diane Raphael in the first episode is elegant ballet by comparison.

And people wonder why women are often afraid of what men will do them. Clearly our little brains are just making these fears up with no basis in reality. Whatabout trolls will be dismissed as their rank misogyny just further proves my point. 

President Bizarro (with many apologies to Bizarro #1 and the square Bizarro planet)

Preferably while wearing the tuxedo style speedo from the same episode where the fake ghost pirate explains why his ship is called Manny's Song. 

Unrestrained capitalism is basically untreated alcoholism. “Nope, never again, I’ll never drink again and the stock markets can only ever go up!”

Marvel's "What If... Obama!" series is a favorite of mine. 

“all parties [that are] including the NRA”, he just mumblefarted those two middle words.

well thank you for doing the dishes today but i wish you had remembered to turn the rice cooker off last night

You’ve basically described my husband’s religious instruction as a youth.

You’ve basically described my husband’s religious instruction as a youth.

“It’s almost as if TPTB have put their fingers in their ears and are going ‘LALALALALA WE CAN’T HEAR YOU’”

Counterpoint: none of my friends watched Friends. 

Counterpoint: none of my friends watched Friends. 

Nooooo. Nope. Nuh-uh. Thumbs DOWN. 

Friends is boring, charmless and terrible and when I came back from a term abroad in college and was stuck in the freshman girls’ dorm as a senior (but I had a single so, eh) all I could hear from the rooms around me were Friends and Dave Matthews Band. A profound euuurrggh to both.

Friends is boring, charmless and terrible and when I came back from a term abroad in college and was stuck in the freshman girls’ dorm as a senior (but I had a single so, eh) all I could hear from the rooms around me were Friends and Dave Matthews Band. A profound euuurrggh to both.

The top image made me hyper aware of how close to Vanky’s ear Trump’s mouth would be, how loud that over-pursed smooch would be in her ear. Urrrrgh

Can you imagine what Trump would make of the word “citation”? City action? Kitty twine? 

One of the staff at the doctor’s office I was just at fart-walked* by me and while I had to suppress my own giggles I considered how hellish both her life (as the office fartwalker) and her office mates’ (as the farted-upon) lives must be.