Counterpoint: none of my friends watched Friends. 

Counterpoint: none of my friends watched Friends. 

Nooooo. Nope. Nuh-uh. Thumbs DOWN. 

Friends is boring, charmless and terrible and when I came back from a term abroad in college and was stuck in the freshman girls’ dorm as a senior (but I had a single so, eh) all I could hear from the rooms around me were Friends and Dave Matthews Band. A profound euuurrggh to both.

Friends is boring, charmless and terrible and when I came back from a term abroad in college and was stuck in the freshman girls’ dorm as a senior (but I had a single so, eh) all I could hear from the rooms around me were Friends and Dave Matthews Band. A profound euuurrggh to both.

The top image made me hyper aware of how close to Vanky’s ear Trump’s mouth would be, how loud that over-pursed smooch would be in her ear. Urrrrgh

Can you imagine what Trump would make of the word “citation”? City action? Kitty twine? 

One of the staff at the doctor’s office I was just at fart-walked* by me and while I had to suppress my own giggles I considered how hellish both her life (as the office fartwalker) and her office mates’ (as the farted-upon) lives must be.

I’m giggling at your bowdlerized version of ACAB.

I remain free of hearing his stupid presumably-toddler-like voice, and SMRT BOY Kushner’s as well. Shapiro looks like someone glued the brow of an early hominid onto Boss Baby’s face.

No, because it is not white people who carry that weight. They're basically threats to black people. There was a Guardian piece about union spies recently and how demoralized a woman spy in particular was to see a Confederate statue go up in her own lifetime. Those statues are threats, take them down. 

You already have crawl-away-skin, you have throaterus too? How many Trump induced medical conditions can a person have?

American Nazis dont want competition in their schools. If everything everywhere is by and for the lily white then they dont have to work as hard, study as hard or try as hard. Once they get minorities out of schools they'll go after noisy, smart women next. Quiet girls who keep sweet will be allowed to sit silently in…

In normal circumstances I would say, "this guy won't stop until he gets somebody killed!" but these are not normal circumstances and his stochastic terrorism has a body count dozens high. 

I know self-harm is a big issue, back when I was working at an agency one of my clients self-harmed a lot but was still able to live there. I don’t know how they handle aggression, I recall my client had to be screened to get a place there and there were some hoops she had to jump through after a suicide attempt. I…

I know self-harm is a big issue, back when I was working at an agency one of my clients self-harmed a lot but was still able to live there. I don’t know how they handle aggression, I recall my client had to be screened to get a place there and there were some hoops she had to jump through after a suicide attempt. I…

LOOK AT THE GROOM'S FAAAAAAAAAAACE *ded*

Having been on the receiving end of both kinds of gropes, I can get mad at both.

Babies are VERY clumsy. 👼

People really underestimate the psychological impact of nicotine is what I learned from that story.