I have to admit, it does have everything. Sex, religion, accidental urination, a mom mental breakdown, and two destroyed chairs.

I'm drinking red wine and eating soy chorizo tacos (my thanksgiving salmon didn't defrost properly) while marathoning Harry Potter (I'm on 4!) and watching videos of Beyoncé dancing on YouTube alone in my apartment. So basically this is the best Thanksgiving ever?

This is not so much a horror story, more just me being a type-A nightmare that requires at a minimum not everyone around me to be a fucking incompetent dipshit. but I digress.

Senior year of high school, my dementia ridden grandfather thought Thanksgiving dinner was just starting (we had finished but the adults still were around the table talking and drinking) and tried to say the Lord's Prayer as he pissed himself, destroying my mother's sanity and a dining room chair. Simultaneously…

At every family holiday, including this one that is happening right now, my younger brother gets super high and starts talking about shit he doesn't know anything about. This year includes the topic of my sexuality. I'm straight but because I don't discuss my dating life with my family, I must be gay. My mother says…

Last year, when my relatives found out I not only had a girlfriend, I have an Indian, Muslim girlfriend who makes more money than all of them.

I didn't get what the big deal was until I watched the video. Topless photos and photos of her in just a shirt and underwear? Not cool for a 9 year old.

Will the chickens have to twerk for an internship?

Who says a black person would attack him?

Why dont the media report this: NOT ALL BLACK PEOPLE SUPPORT MIKE BROWN OR HIS GHETTO FAMILY. I am Black person who believes that Mike Brown's decisions that day caused his death. Robbing a store, fighting a police officer and attempting to take a gun away from an officer are all felonies. I also believe that if he…

isn't your address is widely available on internet, unless you pay somebody to block it, make is unlisted it ?? so, the problem is????

If you're going to show them! Or sometimes, for no good reason other than the fact that your white silkies have been muddy all winter and you miss their cute, clean fluffiness :D

I love how, halfway through the second roll, she makes eye contact with the camera, like, "Are you getting this??"

Aren't she and Nicholas Sparks the literary equivalent of a Thomas Kincade painting?

Good for her. I'm not going to go off on Nicholas Sparks again, but she's totally right that folks just need to stop with their elitist bullshit when it comes to the written word. I don't like either of their work, but I have no use for Nicholas Sparks and the disingenuous foolishness of him and his ilk. Ok, I went…

I don't know if critics are saying it, but there are plenty of people who dismiss Jane Austen as old-timey chick-lit, and yet would never question the quality of male-authored classics.