Hmm. I’ ve been discussing this today in the other article. I find it fucking hilarious that this douche has popped up on this side. Now I feel even righter.

You took a tantrum prone 5 year old to the movies and he talked the whole way through? Winning.

OH no! Did a grown up have to deal with disappointment? If this how you think the world works, you are in for a lifetime of soul crushing agony. Sure, apologize for the mistake, but she didn’t win, and she shouldn’t get nor does she deserve a prize other than actual one that she qualified for.

Why on earth is that a good solution? Sure it sucks that there was a mistake in the announcement, but it doesn’t change the fact that one had the winning score and one had the second place score. It’s not that the voting mechanism fucked up, or someone tried to deliberately change the outcome. I feel for the woman who…

That is such a great story. I’m really happy for you. Your new colleagues may not be perfect in the long run (I hope they are!) but they sound like good people. To a better year in 2016!

See this is why you follow my method. Divorced at 21 so by the time I got to the pity age (30?), I could just drop the “I’m divorced” line and fool them into thinking that I am both marriage material and an adult. Win!

I have whittled and whittled the “necessary” stuff down. My single biggest expense is 2 hours with a professional photographer. It's about a fifth of my budget. But this one thing, I think it is worth it. Congrats!

Well it never hurts to point it out.

What an awesome way to combine not being funny with putting down women who are interested in things you are not interested in.

Until I read this I forgot that I too heard this, from my grandmother I think. I have wicked curly hair. And until my 20s I had an aversion to crust that I've never been able to figure out. Mind = blown.

It's awesome. I laughed, cried, jumped, cheered. It is everything we could have hoped for. Fucking thank you Disney! I almost never go to an actual theater and I already want to go back to see it again today. If I could go back and watch it again for the first time, I would.

Wow. Holy shit. What a horrible person.

Why?

Yeah, swedes can cover the rainbow but I feel like this picture in particular is MUCH darker than say......pap pics with Bradley Cooper. Or any red carpet shot that I’ve seen. Like this head shot, does it even look like the same person?

Oh, we will be.

Thank you! I thought she looked darker than normal. And darker than Beyonce’s cover too.

I'm confused. I thought Alicia is white? Or her cover has nothing to do with being actually diverse? I'm definitely super tired, maybe I missed something.

R*2*D2.

Diane Keaton's unwavering support of Woody Allen has permanently ruined her for me. I am actually angry about that.

No, you are just deeply stupid.