He went in to check and see if the child was dead yet. That's the only possible thing I can think of. That's pure evil in my book.

Thanks for basically ruining my weekend with this story. Leaving now to take my kids for as much ice cream as they can eat until they barf. Big hugs for them. They are the light of my life.

New rule: you are not allowed to post obvious hoaxes in Anti-viral if Gawker helped spread the stupid thing in the first place. Five minutes from now when "Nathan" explains his creative writing exercise you guys don't get to be smug about it.

A door jamb.

SWEET FANCY MOSES. I was reading this and someone messaged me on Facebook. I shrieked out loud at Starbucks.

lyk dis if u cry evrytime

For you, perhaps. I had to open all my curtains and turn on all my lights.

Dat's nufin

you know it's not UChicago because 96% in a math class (never happens) and engineer (too practical for U of C)

Joke's on you because they DO pay us to live here.

Don't worry, no one will.

That sidesteps my point. If you maintain that bloggers aren't required to adhere to the same standards as legitimate journalists, then you shouldn't be criticizing people for doing what you advocate.

Do y'allselves a favor and avoid the comments on the Gawker version of this article. They some hateful shit.

Well considering the ones of the left and right are clearly the same person (or at least twins), then no, no they are not.

Everyone here who is bodysnarking her is both missing the point and making it.

I definitely don't think diet soda should be used as a weight loss aid, but a lot of the claims people make about it are completely unfounded. It does not cause insulin spikes. It does not cause weight gain (although it might be CORRELATED with it). There is no evidence that shows it causes cancer either.

Killer Whales are the fascists of the sea, though.

His SeaWorlds stance doesn't jibe with his wacky fascistic tendencies. Maybe that's just me.

Ok, then I will say something nice about The Pill: I haven't had to experience a period in over six months. This is the most AMAZING thing ever. I love it so hard. My periods have been seven days of excruciating pain and horrible bleeding and I'm all over this and wish I would have known about it when I was 20. I've…