Ugh, fuck you for this.

This made me cry instantly when I was watching the show.

$70,000.

A few big-ticket items really pushed the price up. The dress ($10k), the photographer ($11k but included all rights to pictures, photo booth, and videographers plus edits and raw footage), and the food and drink ($25k). We did a very nice but sort of off the beaten path restaurant in Chicago that's gorgeous…

There wasn't any mention of this, but if I'd committed a horrible accident like leaving my child in a hot car, god forbid, when I realized he had perished, the world would've heard me scream "I WENT BACK TO THE CAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY, OH GOD, I WISH I HAD SEEN HIM."

Only reason I thought of it was because UChicago students refer to themselves as the profession associated with their major. "I'm an economist" for an econ major, etc.

What side effects?

University of Chicago?

Yeah the groom sounds like a douche.

Grownups are allowed to continue saying no.

They sound like jerks :(

THIS THIS THIS! We're doing unassigned seating at our wedding this summer and my family is flipping out. I've been to ONE non-assigned-seating wedding and LOVED it! When I get a seating assignment I feel like I can't leave that seat at that table, I had way more fun when I could sit next to/with different people all…

I'm sorry things are stressful/money is tight (seriously), but "AND THE GROOM KNOWS THIS" is ridiculous. This is not about you, and your husband could've said no to the Vegas bachelor party.

She has such wide-set boobs, I'm confused. And I can't stop staring at them.

I am so flipping jealous. I've gotten my routine down from 90 mins to 50 (I was being lazy), mostly by making myself stand up while doing my hair/makeup instead of sitting. But still. 50 minutes. Woof.

YES! Gawd, those Marias I had were so perfect. THICK, SERIOUS material but it wasn't the kind that, like, makes the skin on your legs dry when you take the jeans on and off (Seven is totally guilty of using that stuff). I ordered two pairs of Marias and the fabric was super stretchy and paper thin, I was worried…

Was it Caity Weaver who referred to Spanx as "a Thundershirt (TM) for your thunder thighs"? That's how I feel about my skinnies.

The specific color/fabric is gone! I ordered the Starless and they were two sizes smaller than the ones I had (whose name I can't remember off the top of my head). I'd need to size way up. Woof. I may go back to J Brand if the Nobody skinny jeans don't work out.

I look less bulky in high-waisted jeans with a top/sweater over them than I do in low-waisted pants that squeeze my middle out like frosting in a tube. But not everyone is as torso-unfortunate as I.

I always cover the waistline with a normal length, untucked top. Showing off the whole FUPA/upper-crotch area expanse of denim is usually a bad idea.

J Brand Maria. And Nobody Cult Skinny but you have to go to Australia for those.