YES x100. I have a very high buttcrack and even midrise jeans don't cover me. Is that a thing? Or is it because I'm curvy?

The J Brand Maria is the queen of the high-waisted skinny jean. And they're comfy, to boot. I just paid a fortune to ship a pair of Nobody Cult Skinny jeans from Australia because they're not here yet, and they looked very similar to my not-made-anymore Marias.

This is the best thing that has ever happened, and if you can't understand that I don't want to be your friend.

I'm cry-laughing at my desk. As silently as possible (which is to say, not very silently).

Jessica Biel.

This on Julia Roberts.

I don't have a low-earning advanced degree (it's a professional doctorate), and my non-degree-having husband outearns me by a significant margin. Wah wah.

It must be so frustrating to be hopelessly single and not be able to find anyone who meets a silly list of rules. I never thought I'd date/marry a guy who never finished college (I have a doctorate) but I found a kind, loving man with a successful business and it never crossed my mind to judge his educational…

Totes!

Totally agree. The show is the problem, she just did what was necessary to win — and inevitable, given that the show has been on the air for years and years. She's not the problem — I should've worded my comment to more precisely address this. She followed their rules and may have to deal with metabolic damage,…

It's like Jenny Packham has a picture of Princess Kate tacked up in her workroom and she designs dresses directly for her.

GIMME GIMME GIMME

Here's my issue. She "proved" that starving yourself and overexercising "works." It was a win for her, literally and figuratively (if you subtract out the bad press, that is, assuming it was a negative for her). The impact on the eating-disorder vulnerable among us can't be overstated.

People with brains in the fitness…

6 hours a day is crazy. 90 minutes a day is just a shitload.

This video needs to be a GIF yesterday.

I call that "seeing each other." "Dating" is reserved for a more exclusive arrangement.

Ah, well, the thought is bad, but the reality is probably worse.

If they're actually asking "are you the nanny?" that sucks. But "is that your baby" is a pretty common question that may have nothing to do with race. I'm a white lady with a white baby and I get it all the time.

I assume it's because I look young, or just because people want to know if the baby is yours so they know…

Ironic!