Would have cost more than the hospital visit.

As soon as it came out, native New Yorkers were yelling at it for not knowing where it was going and getting in the way.

Should have used Uber.

Is this Jimmy Kimmel's most elaborate prank yet?

Well this will be a fun story when the kid grows up.

Children will be henceforth referred to as "wombbusters" and abortion will be henceforth referred to as "nuking from orbit (it's the only way to be sure)."

I made this point elsewhere to some extent. We raise men to feel this way, and then we act surprised that this is how they feel? Seems uncool to me.

Here's what I don't get. If you are one of the "Most Popular" on a dating (excluding hookup sites) website, and you are still single, wouldn't that technically make you the WORST at dating sites?

You win, that is truly awful.

New York Times, you're drunk. Go home.

I have a theory that with many online daters - especially with POF 'event organizers' - that the dating site IS their mate. If they actually found someone, they either wouldn't know what to do with them or would subconsciously sabotage whatever budding relationship there is in order to re-enter the dating scene.

Although there are several stories to share, this is one of my most embarrassing dates. Looking back on the circumstances, I fully blame myself and can't believe how I managed to pull this off.

Having gone out with many guys who listed themselves as 5'9" and then showed up and were my height (not 5'9") I know he's adding an inch.

So say yes to everyone but be selective while taking bathroom selfies wearing awesome makeup. Got it.

I actually had the opposite: so many online dating fails that I'm now trying to date IRL again.

Would it make you more or less sad to know that he was so aggressively terrible at reciprocating oral sex that I faked so I could go to sleep? Epilogue to this tale that I forgot but now I remember and is hilarious. My same friend (that went home with the magician the other time) went home with this guy's cousin on…

Back in my single days:

I was just checking online last night, and the J Brand Maria is still available at a lot of retailers, so they're not discontinued, unless you're looking for a specific color. I have them in the powerstretch denim in Starless and Hewson, and I looooooove them. I ordered a pair in the luxe sateen and they felt awful,…

Don't fear! Stretchy fabrics! And no more whale tail or muffin top!

Currently cry-laughing in a closed exam room waiting on the gyno.