ugh, those tolls are the worst. I grew up in Rochelle (my grandpa still lives there), so I know all about the tolls, and the DeKalb Oasis lol

Nebraska paid NIU $820K to come to Lincoln and beat them as well. Time to make it raaaaaain in DeKalb!

I’ve been making a point to use it in conversation when it’s apt. It’s a fun word to use!

Kinda amazing that Dodgers went from “Can they win 117 games?” to “Can they keep NL #1 seed?” in a little over a fortnight. They most likely will have home-field advantage, but the fact they’ve lost 16 straight non-Kershaw started games doesn’t exactly strike confidence into their fanbase right now.

*receives pink slips*

Wouldn’t make much sense to say “Smack it to Wisconsin” if they’re IN Wisconsin, no? Hence the joke about Minnesota, because he’s smacking dingers off the tee.

Geogesser is insanely addictive and fun. There was a 2-3 month period where my coworkers played it obsessively, trying to one-up each others high scores on the day. Running joke: If you’re in a desert and can’t figure out where you are, just pick western Australia. Seemed to work more often than not.

I biked to school and ran track/cross country. Some days I’d get a giant breakfast burrito on the way to school that i’d eat in 1st period, then have brunch, then i’d get a bacon ultimate cheeseburger meal + milk shake from jack in the box (or during senior year i’d get a 3pc meal from KFC or McDonalds value meal),…

I get plenty of jokes! I can also make jokes about bad jokes, which his was. I’m more interested what nefarious plot he thought the Cubs were cooking up.

If their players are getting sunburns in the overcast skies that persisted the entire rest of the afternoon/evening, no wonder Miller Park needs a roof. All their players would have melanoma by the ASB.

My times in HS were always better when we ran against schools who had better runners which pushed our pace. Yeah it felt nice to finish 2nd in a race, but I felt better the next day after a race where i finished 5th but ran 15-20sec faster

Just for last night’s and tomorrows game (ring ceremony night). After that, its back to normal.

Arguably one could say raptors peaked a couple years ago in Jurassic World

The big loser (besides WV)? This guy! Had Oregon +1/Gonzaga -3.5 in a parlay. Gonzaga gave up 2 offensive rebounds in that awful awful WV sequence & cost me any chance of covering. CURSES!

right, that guy doesn’t play the ball at all, so he’s not flagged for offsides.

When it was 3-1 in the 80th minute I almost closed out of the live update screen I had on my computer, but figured “meh, I’ll leave it up. Something crazy always happens in sports, maybe they’ll score 3 goals in 10-15minutes yet!” then laughed to myself at the thought of that.

2 people from PwC are at the show, each with a complete set of winning envelopes, stationed on either side of the stage. It looks like one of them gave the other Best Actress card by accident

yeah i’ve read about that procedure since I made my post, so it makes the mixup a lot more understandable as to how it could have gotten screwed up. Either way, it’s pretty crazy!

You can clearly see Warren was given the wrong envelope. 100% not his fault, poor guy. It must have gotten set down backstage and somebody picked it up and gave it to him.

You can see he was given the wrong envelope. 100% not his fault. Somebody backstage screwed up and give him the wrong one. But who was holding it while Emma Stone gave her speech? Leo DiCaprio! lol