My 3000 to 1 bet on them last year made their improbable title run ridiculously awesome to follow along with.

+2 for “weaponized dog dysentery” and “partially dried sadness pudding”. My abs hurt from laughing

I watched this live last night and I’m convinced that he thought he hit his shot just long and was out so when it got returned it didn’t mean anything, so he just kinda “whatever” ‘d the volley back over from behind his back, but the point kept going. When his opponent hit it into the net, he kinda looked at the…

I should have been, they were pretty delicious!

Source: I had literally just finished making some nachos in my microwave when I saw this article pop up lol

The nachos in my microwave took longer to finish than Rousey’s career tonight.

That definitely doesn’t look like “Heavy Mode” haha

I played it at the mall yesterday, for old times sake. I still got it! *taps feet rhythmically under desk at work, going for the full combo*

I jammed out to the long version of Cartoon Heroes on my way to work today. #NoShame

Legit LOL’ed at that final picture. Well done Ashley. Now my coworkers think I’m insane. (they’re not wrong though)

My dept is a 24/7/365 operation, so we have alllllways have people staffed on the holidays. I had the 24th-26th off (by chance), but my family is going to be out of state for like 10 days over the holidays, so I just picked up an open shift that was on the 24th. By my calculations, I’m getting 20.45hrs of full extra…

Considering teams literally played the Bears differently than they would any other team, i.e. “Fuck it, just kick the ball out of bounds and let them start at the 40", he should absolutely be in the H0F. Look at the Super Bowl, returns the opening kick to the house, then every other kick the rest of the game was a…

I’d pay $15 to see a live stream of it narrated by Gus Johnson. “Carlsen reaches for his knight.. is he going to do it?! IS HE?! OH MY GOD HE DID! KNIGHT TO E4 AND CAPTURES THE PAWN! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!

I know a lot of people bringing up Bartman. Literally none of them are Cubs fans (4 of my coworkers told me late last week that Bartman should throw out a 1st pitch. 2 are Twins fans, 1 is a Cardinals fan, 1 is a Pirates fan). It’s fans of every other team that keep bringing him up as well as the media including him…

Speak for yourself. I won $3K off Leicester City winning it all lol

Fun fact! Mark Grace had more hits in the 1990s (1754) than anybody else in MLB. Palmeiro (1747), Biggio (1728), Gwynn (1713), and Roberto Alomar (1678) rounded out the top 5.

The game ends on a Javy Baez base hit to right field, where the RF throws it to 2nd... who then throws it to 1st to force Javy out b/c he STILL hadn’t made it to the base? Are we sure the game didn’t have Javy Lopez programmed in there instead?

What she said right before that clip prob rings true for many old Cubs fans. She had a brother die in the war, another was a POW for 21 months, had 2 other siblings, all hugs Cubs fans...and shes the only one left. Here’s hoping the Cubs can get 4 more W’s so she can celebrate what her siblings never had the chance to.

I think Frank was the one who got owned in the end.

*shrug* chocolate?