I had a friend who kept posting all these healthy things she was doing while she was pregnant so baby would be okay. That's fine, nothing wrong with that (usually), until she kept posting more and more ridiculous things and how essentially everything is bad for everybody and shocked we all haven't just dropped dead…

Most of the players have groups of supporters/mentors/pros rooting for them in the stands, and during breaks, they go back and stand by them/chat with them to discuss hands or strategy. These groups are considered "the rail" for their respective players.

Back in high school, my stepbrother had apparently ordered a pizza b/c he went to go take a shower, handed me $12 and told me this was for the delivery person just in case they showed up while he was in there. In my head I can already calculate that there wasn't much included there for a tip. Anyways, like 2 minutes…

haha I was thinking the exact same thing, but if they didn't bother to tell the other team on the field, maybe they didn't inform their own fans as well lol. I'm sure SOME video of this exists, not sure if they're Deadspin readers though.

Sidenote: I'm a Bears fan. So no, i'm not a Jaguars fan lol. And we have 3 more…

Do people usually record games where the combined record of the 2 teams was 1-17?

Yeah... since Cutler is the reason Brady is 30/35 and 5 TDs. Cutler isn't the greatest by any stretch, but he's not the reason we're getting completely torched in this matchup. NE has 467yds of offense already.

would this "just" be a chart of the TD passes for players he's thrown to the most? from the 2nd graphic we see a lot of players that have caught 1 or 2 TDs but they're nowhere to be seen on the more colorful graphic.

I lived out in LA for 5 years, covered my high school years. I did the Santa Clarita half-marathon twice, which was all down-hill. Running XC out there gave me loooots of hill workouts, I wish some of that stuck with me after all these years haha.

Another good way to get out of jury duty... don't actually live in the state you were summoned in anymore. To date, the only time I've been summoned ::knock on wood:: was when I was 19. Was summer between my fresh and soph years at SCSU and went back to CA to spend a couple weeks at my dad's place (went to high school…

I went on a week-long Caribbean cruise with my best friend from high school this year (he works for a cruise line, so it was super cheap). Happened to be during the week of Valentine's Day, as well as his 30th bday. So, night of V-day, my friend is killing it at the roulette table, and what does this single guy do on…

The run up Summit Ave, 200ft elevation gain between miles 20-23, its brutal. Ive run it 4 times (i live in the south metro), it gets me every time. My 5th marathon i'm going to find something less brutal, like Whistle Stop. 600ft elevation decline from start to finish.

As somebody who has run the Twin Cities Marathon 4 times in the last 7 years, that hill on miles 20-23 is a sonofabitch. Nothing like running 20 miles and then realized "oh fuck, there's a 200ft elevation gain over the next 3 miles. goddammit." Then by mile 23, everybody is just a hot, sweaty mess of aches and pains…

"We are out of Bort licence plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are out of Bort licence plates."

Also amusing, they show a couple touchdowns "Warren leads 13-6 at that point..." then oh so nonchalantly mentions that ANOTHER 140 POINTS were scored. I'm surprised that game even ended in time for the 11pm news to mention it.

i know, im just as shocked as you are haha

"11000 to replace each goalpost". There are 2 goalposts on a football field. At a cost of 11K each. 11000 x 2 = 22000. That plus 50K +3K = 75K. Normal math >> SEC math >> your math apparently

Just doing a quick mental survey of the women in my dept... 1 has 20gm package to Twins, one pretty much watches all sports and loves going to Twins/Wild games, one PLAYS hockey and has done so for over a decade, one is an assistant coach of a local high school lacrosse team and loves watching football, one follows…

Even if the new format wasn't in effect, it would have been played anyways b/c they both finished 88-74 and would have needed a 1-game playoff to decide the spot.

Dirty Mouth? Clean it up with Orbitz!

Michael Emerson goes from being one of THE main characters on Lost, and is now one of the 3 main characters on Person of Interest (which is a damn good show IMO), which for the 2013-2014 TV season was #8 in the Nielsen ratings (top 5 if you take out football and reality singing shows), and you only rank him #9? Being…