Despite all their rage, they’re still just raccoons in a cage.

The Twitter responses to guys who broke the story were truly depressing to see. It’s okay to punch white people is the general tone half the country has adopted. Even moreso if your parents made some awful choices that made your life more difficult.

“right, if I had a suit jacket button for every time I heard that...” -Michael Irvin

Can you repeat that like 10 or 12 more times please?

This happened with the Cubs and Reds too. They had a great team that Dusty managed to bmble out of the playoffs (if they even made the playoffs), he gets fired and there’s a segment of the media that makes it sounds like he’s Walter Alston or was mistreated in some way to garner sympathies.

Oh boo hoo, they bought him a great team and he got nothing out of them. He sucked with the Cubs and continues to fail upward.

If your nature is to respond to typical on-court conflict with irrational violence, you shouldn’t play contact sports. You don’t just get a pass because you had a rough childhood.

Funny, if you said the exact same thing about Portis, people would call you a racist.

This headline gives Scherzer way too much credit. The more accurate version is that Scherzer thinks he did his job. The objective perspective is that he gave up too many hits, of one sort or another, to people he is more talented than, so either he wasn’t throwing hard enough, or his command wasn’t as precise as it…

No, the rest of the olds on kinja probably sympathize with you.

I’m a Cardinals fan (ducks) living in DC and married to a Nats fan. For marital tranquility I was pulling for the Nats, but you’re 100% right, Wieters has been crowding hitters bad. I’ve commented a couple times on it, too. This series was a good one.

Yeah, but in context, Weiters has been crowding the batter zone all series. Happ hit him on a backswing. In the same inning as this, he interfered with a swing.

Are we heavily implying murder-suicide? Because it sure sounds like a murder-suicide.

Rule of thumb: if you refer to women as “females,” you’re just telling on yourself.

I can’t believe I’m living in a world where the Yankees are modeling themselves after the Cubs, but here we are.

The Cubs have been doing this for a few months, but with better props.

I blame the Tigers for not putting netting up around the pitching mound.

If you’re gonna shoot for the low-hanging fruit, at least be clever.

Your take is garbage.

No, the Yankees are not at fault.