In Australia, that would be a stiff upper lip.

Oh. Thank God the race-card guy showed up. Wouldn’t be Deadspin without you!

You’re right. Jay Cutler has never been skewered for his lack of give a fuck.

That’s what LaDainian Tomlinson would have said? Interesting. Or maybe you want to infantilize him to signal your own virtue.

I admit it, I lol’d so hard when the second guy fell for it right after scolding the other dude when he fell for it.

Is that seriously your take on this?

As a man still using the same Cameron Bullseye Flange he’s had since 16, yes. (Because I wrapped the fucking Odyssey I used for two years around a maple.)

The Next Matt Stares

Jose Cardenal. Wasn’t great at anything, but he was #1 on the Cubs and boy did he have a great head of hair. I still have a pennant he signed when I was little, and got to shake his hand when he was the 3rd base coach of the Yankees 25 years after he quit playing.

The Lob.... and the Jam!

Seems rather aggressive...A*G*G*R*E*S*S*I*V*E!!!

The only thing she’s ever blown is a 28-3 lead.

It annoys me that the color guy doubled down on his incorrect “good enough” opinion of the bunt and then was let off the hook because Holt goofed.

Fancy poodles often curl up in a ball with emotional pain.

I had to go show this to other people in my office. I have tears right now.

I just watched this at least 30 times in a row and was crying laughing by the 20th time. “What the fuck, Richard?”

Still not as good as this kid:

They did already, I think it’s called the SEC or something.