If a quarterback nods his head too vigorously in a hard count he will be called for a false start. This is no different.  

The Right Fielder showed a lot of hustle.  

The play was not unfair, stupid or a fluke.  It as a rundown though.  

But further interrogation would require willingly researching and discussing the 2016 White Sox, and I don’t want to work. 

I don’t know Twitter’s terms of service either but I do notice that if someone posts a video that a news services finds useful they will always ask permission to broadcast it in a response.  There must be something to that or they would just lift it.  

Stacy?  We’ve been married for 21 years and you never told me your Deadspin screen name was LitupLarry! 

(Warning and apology: Jack Edwards on the call.)  Barry, You need to lead with this statement, in fact, it should be in the headline.  Now my day is ruined.  

Yes, just look at him.  

YOU seem like a dick.  

Two things “Lauren”:

He skipped the Iowa State game too. 

He’s 75 and Bon Jovi is jealous of his hair! 

Are they 18? Then fucking vote. Another thing: You aren’t a rock star or a hero if you vote. It is your job. Your responsibility. Your duty. Your HONOR to vote in this country. Grow the hell up.

I hope my liberal friends don’t read Deadspin! Wait..... I don't have any liberal friends!  

I’m worried for his life.  

So, when are you moving in?  

Whenever I see your name on the byline - my mind reads it as Girl Nation.  

I tend to overreact with Hamilton’s doomsday posts. Sorry for jumping down your throat. There is a strong job market in the Midwest particularly and some great incentives for young people to relocate (or move back home - they call it the brain drain) instead of staying in NY, SF or even Chicago. I recommend looking…

If you don’t think there are good jobs in KC, Des Moines, Minneapolis, Indy, Pitt, Memphis, Cincy, Louisville, Ok City,.... do I need to continue? Because I can: Milwaukee, Charlotte, Detroit, Birmingham, Cleveland then you are doing it wrong. You don’t have to live in Brooklyn to be a skinny, bearded, pompous…

Pretty sure he meant to say something along the lines of ‘I respect his talent’ but he was clearly pissed and couldn’t find the words.