The Orioles can’t let a sleeping dog lie either - they threw at Benentendi later in the game (intentional or not it’s not a great look), then Machado went off post-game. I mean - he hit a homer off Sale after Sale threw behind him. That should have been the end of it. This is more complicated than “The Red Sox Need to…

I think Mayock is the most watchable draft guy and Collinsworth is the best color guy there’s been on a national broadcast, so no.

It’s almost as if it’s a terrible idea to put 70-year-old sexual harassers in positions of power, or something.

Go to bed, Burneko. You’re drunk.

aka The Jhonny Peralta Rule

Sounds like if you walk past this guy on the street there is a 50/50 chance you might get clocked in the face. Not sure what the solution is but seems like he has had many years to try and get better and hasn’t. If you do any research on his past you realize he is a ticking time bomb. From the article four years ago…

Wife: “How was your day, Joey?”

That was a really weird tangent you went on about people claiming to be six feet tall but aren’t.

“None of our main guys say no to the baseball classic.”

Wait, did you just try to make this a race thing?

I love Sid. Huge Sid fan. But JFC. He obviously wasn’t trying to SEVER A GODDAMN FINGER - I mean, that’s a nasty fluke - but he DID slash the guy, and you don’t even call the slash?! Refs have been AWFUL this year (I know we say that every year, but this year in particular has just been BIZARRELY awful) but this is…

You need to do better than that if you’re going to write an entire post on this. I’ll take any reason I can get to be appalled by Simmons, but I’m not seeing it here.

You do know Montana has said he was throwing the ball away, right? He didn’t even know Clark was there. The catch was the play.

ALS, not Alzheimer’s

Yeah, Joe Montana doesn’t get enough credit, whereas Dwight Clark gets way too much in NFL lore. Let’s chip away at the legacy he has, which is especially pertinent as he reveals what the game may have (re: probably has) taken away from his life.

Fucking hipster. “Big deal. I’ve seen better. I saw a vastly superior catch made by a Vietnamese immigrant during a stick ball game while I was traveling abroad in Andorra. It was at night as the sun set over the Mediterranean Sea. Only three of us saw it, myself and this deaf mute couple who were teaching me Moorish…

(fracas)

20 years later and Patrick Roy can still eat a whole bag of dicks.

Because he strung some words together that could maybe kinda be construed as a joke, but mostly just seems like a stupid insult of a sports team, Matheny is being sued for impersonation by the Deadspin comments.