I have a great idea! Let’s devote an entire post to ripping on the olds!! None of us will ever get any older and it will be all sorts of fun!

2008 and 2013 are the best.

Right. I don't watch this type of movie expecting anything more than a few laughs. It's about a stuffed animal coming to life for crying out loud. This guy wants Schindler's List when the best he's going to get is Jew jokes.

My dad retired early at 62 after 35 years with the same company. He thought it was going to be summer vacation for the rest of this life. He played softball for a few years until he started to get banged up and then took up biking until he got ran off the road be an elderly driver. At 75 he and plays a lot of golf and…

Yeah, well if we are all going to be honest with ourselves... Who isn't at least "slightly racist"? We just hide it better now.

White people all look alike.

Let me guess. You're a Sox fan. A south side, bitter, 3rd shift pipe-fitter named Joey.

I don't care if you're black or not. But I do care that you are just awful.

You got me there egg. Back to work.

Then go rob some banks. I don't give a shit.

Because the FDIC insures the money and no one got hurt makes it victimless? Wrong. Someone is paying for it and it sure isn’t the fed. They raise cost as needed and that gets passed on to you and me. Plus the teller doesn’t know he is unarmed and is scared to death. Finally, that money doesn’t belong to him and he…

I have a better headline: Clay Tumey is a Piece of Shit

It would hurt just the same if he was kicked by an NFL kicker, a mule, a big teenager, any grown man, a man dressed as a clown, an 11-year old wearing steel-toed work boots, a karate guy, a karate gal, an old man with a running start... I'm going to stop now.

I've said it before but I will say it again... There are not enough stars to give.

Greg and Mike Maddox weren't born in Las Vegas but they grew up there. Same with Mike Morgan.

That was exactly my thought... and I live IN Ames.

I've been an adult a long time. Put it this way - I was a 6th grader when ESPN first started. Bob Ley and Tom Mees were rock stars in my eyes.

The only people who care who is first with a story are journalists and their bosses. The general public couldn't give a shit as long at the information is clear and accurate.

Teenagers are fucking idiots.

Sours taste like movie theater candy and Miller Lite is a pilsner. Be a man and drink IPA's. Now get off my internet.