Mr. Cockandballs, paging Mr. Cockandballs.

I had a roommate during an interview get asked if he'd ever stolen from an employer. He immediately came clean and told the guy he'd pocket a $20 every now and then from his college bartending job. The reason he gave for being so honest was he thought they might administer a lie detector test. It was for a fax machine…

Almost overnight I went from playing in a ultra competitive travel team where most of us had played high school and/or college baseball to a beer league company team. It was a blast! I would field my position and have good at-bats but I never opened my mouth other than to drink. I also never slid again either! I…

I'm the same age as Kurt would be had he lived. Nirvana was hitting the scene about the time I was graduating from college. Their ability to resonate with our generation was just shocking. The sad part is we needed him more than he needed us. My son plays guitar and listens to mostly 90's music. At first I thought it…

Thank you, Leslie. I will do that.

I have a 13 year-old that loves Cobain. I've had frank discussions with him about how to compartmentalize the good and the bad. He's a well-balanced kid and seems to understand what I am saying. I'd like to watch the documentary with him tonight. How is it in terms of being age-appropriate?

Mike Greenberg without question.

Unless you're a 6'-5" 225 lbs. former All-American football player who happens to be able to throw a baseball 97 mph.

"Howdy, Kurt."

Yes, people that don't break the law. Most which just happen to be white, middle to upper class people. I know, sounds racist but the truth hurts.

They went 5-3. If you told every MLB team they could start the season 5-3 while winning a road series they'd take it. The Cubs are finally in it for the long haul and not just piecemealing a crappy line-up replete with overpaid has-beens and "scrappy" low salary/low production guys as they have for the last 100 plus…

White Sox fans are the worst.

And the Red Wings did it with largely the same team intact. Today's hard cap means there is significant turnover every year. As a Blackhawks fan, this is the first and only time I will even remotely compliment the Wings.

I'd like to see Tom Ley stand up to anyone... ANYONE I SAY! Let alone a dude with forearms the size of an MLB player.

Thank you. The millennials and/or liberals and their white guilt thing is simply off the charts. Enough already. Just live your lives and quit worrying about every little slight.

1. Deschutes Fresh Squeezed - Summer 2. Nitro Left Hand Milk Stout - Winter 3. Blue Yummies - When I need to drink all day.

What's the story with Lefty and Nebraska? I thought maybe he grew up there but he's from Miami.

In other words, you, like me, prefer calories to be taken in alcohol.

This may have happened a few years ago. I'm fairly certain Starbucks only recently bowed to the masses and starting allowing ice in anything but a frap.

Eggs over easy are the best. The only thing keeping you from me is fear and space. Let's go.