I was a college rugby player and I am here to tell you this some is downright tame compared to most rugby songs. For the record, none of them made me want to run out and hurt a woman in any way.

Size 8? How does a sixth grader have a 20-year old pair of sneakers?

Same with golf. Next time you play, before you hit your first shot try and go through everything you need to do in order to put a proper swing on the ball. You may as well just flop around on the ground for 10 minutes.

There are days in which I end up showering up to 3 times in the summer or on vacation. Morning, following a mid-day work-out and again after an activity such as golf, hiking, boating or just being out in the sun. I have always just slapped on some antiperspirant out of habit following each shower. Is this excessive…

It sounds like a pattern.

Elegant Giant Baby Joey Crawford Leaps Through The Air and Proves Once Again He's More Athletic Than Everyone at Deadspin

McMahon isn't entitled to an in-depth discussion but he is entitled to ask in-depth questions. It's his job after all. He sounds like a man who has grown weary of coach-speak. I'll bet Carlisle was a bit shocked with the bluntness of his response and showed some serious restraint. A lot of coaches would have lost…

I have such a distaste for Greenberg that it borders on sociopathic.

I'm a boss and if a hard-working employee asks me about my kids I will give them an enthusiastic recount of the last hockey tournament... followed by me asking them about something in their outside life. If they are just sucking up, it will be a polite yet very short conversation which ends with me asking how a given…

Watch Justin Timberlake & Jimmy Fallon Rap 40 Years Of SNL

A couple of years ago my wife and I had just fallen asleep when we heard someone yell "Better him than me!". We live in a campus neighborhood and strange things happen - like young people drunkenly wondering into homes. I went to investigate with a little league bat and my wife calls the police. Now we have 2 local…

Is it ok if I put cream in my coffee? What else is there that I can or cannot do according the ever-so-smart Kara Brown?

Write for a living do you? Holy shit.

With ownership comes privileges.

I don't have a problem falling asleep— I'm usually out by 11 PM, but I tend to wake up anywhere between 2 AM and 4 AM and I mean WIDE awake. I could do my taxes. I don't need to get up until 6:30 so, I usually do 1 of 4 things: 1. Stay put until I fall back asleep which can take a long time and then I'm drowsy…

You say that like it is something to be ashamed of.

Who dresses these people? I WANT TO KNOW RIGHT NOW GOD DAMMIT!

"It's ridoublediculous."

That's why and how I met my lovely wife. Married 17 years now!