Is it me or is Curry's mom like 32 years-old?

My wife and I were on vacation at Toronto Blue Jays game in the late 90's when I accidently palmed the ass of a girl who was sitting on the opposite side of me. In between innings my wife (who is sitting to my left) and I decide to head my right toward the concession area. I was looking out onto the field as we made…

Hey Ernie Banks, Hector Rondon is the closer.

I wish I was as "stupid" as Roger Goodell. At least I'm smarter than Tom Ley.

This is the Deadspin I remember. Just posting cock, silly!

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When I first read the headline I thought it said Hockey MOM. I was disappointed.

We get it. Your boss is gay.

The continued and rapid decline of our civilization.

Yes, but what the hell is a Mercedez?

I think I just found Kevin Smith's beard!

I've had Skyline Chili while in college. I was drunk and it was fine. But I'm sure I wouldn't like it today - our tastes evolve. However, I hated everyone of those elitist pricks in the video so much that I be eating nothing but Skyline Chili everyday for the rest of my life... Yes, I realize I must move to Ohio. …

Every player on my son's Squirt hockey team can make that move and/or do a better job on defense than the mail-in effort #66 gives. We live in Iowa. Not Minnesota or some big time hockey city. Iowa.

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Why is everyone so quick to jump on the side of the athlete in this type of instance? And when it goes too far — Ray Rice/Adrian Peterson — everyone wants to blame management for not stepping in and getting ahead of the problem.

I don't know why, but when he started the chant, I was so embarrassed that I had to close down the internet.

I would NEVER bring my children to an NFL game for this very reason. The language is brutal and the behavior is criminal. I couldn't agree with you more and it's been like this for decades- it is no longer a dirty, little secret with cellphone videos.

If you replace the name, University of Michigan football with Loras College Rugby and Ann Arbor with Dubuque - this would be my resume'. That and the GPA needs to be knocked down a few pegs. There's a reason I went to Loras.

My parents were born and raised in Eastern PA. We moved to the Midwest when my dad was transferred in the mid 70's. They are now retired and living near Knoxville, TN where Yuengling is served loud and proud by my dad. He won't have another beer in the house. This is from a man who never once mentioned the mere…

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