He’s insanely rich because he started out ridiculously rich because of apartheid South Africa, I think you can guess

Famous Asshole: “Hey, look at this funny thing I found, 95 million followers.”

So how is “being woke” a lie?

This is the list: All cops.

I had to Google both ayurvedic and this Martha Soffer and of course it was ancient pseudoscience and of course it was a white woman.

Am I missing something with those Birkin bags? If they weren’t the price of a condo, would anyone care? They are so...boring looking. I’m not a fan of purses with little handles that you can’t put over a shoulder or wear as a crossbody, so maybe it’s just me. The one in that pic looks like it could be any…

...a $275,000 Hermès Birkin bag...

If calling for the overthrow of a duly elected government isn’t worth a ban, literally nothing is.

Imagine thinking anyone in big tech is far left...

If he keeps this up, it'll soon be illegal to say his name in Florida schools.

Can we get Craigy Ferg back? He was such underrated host. He’d rip up the note cards and just riff and do weird bits with a horse puppet. 

This. Exactly this.

The WTF moment was not when Chris Rock made a joke about Jada Smith. The WTF moment was when Will Smith got up from his seat, walked onto stage, and slapped Chris Rock in front of the world. Please don’t make the story about the dumb joke. The dumb joke did not make Will Smith get up there and smack Chris Rock. Will…

You'd be correct, none of his family appeared at the sentencing or any part of these proceedings.

I’m trying to imagine the eulogy for this guy.

They’re probably just as racist as he was

One less racist pedophile, check.

Your suspicions would be right:

Because I believe...