I feel the same about Dick Cheney. How is a guy with a piece of chewed gristle for a heart still alive at 80?

Sounds like the 21st Century version of Edison vs Westinghouse. I wonder if Bezos will use a Tesla to kill an elephant?

Could be both:

My guess is the voters will say, “Leave it like it is. Tradition!”

I can see the appeal of Ivermectin to these people: it is, after all, he recomended treatment for a horse’s ass.

They have to get the enormous bottle of Visine up there somehow.

“Anyway now that place is a RV dealer for the past ~20 years. Now that’s a place I REALLY wonder how it stays afloat.”

And remember: these are the same parents that “know what’s best for their children” when it comes to mask mandates and vaccinations.

Now he’s truly free! Mission accomplished.

Can’t wait for the Venn diagrams of antivaxxers and “won’t somebody think of the children” handwringers to intersect. The combined screeching will be strong enough to pulverize rock.

Yeah, you’re right. It just struck me as odd they’d trot that out right off the bat, as if it explained everything. Must be nice when the cops decide to help you build your defense.

He was a “veteran in crisis,” doncha know? That apparently excuses everything and gets him kid-glove treatment and a ride to the hospital for a check-up, instead of a knee to the neck or ten bullets in the back.

Is “veteran in crisis” the new term for white guy tantrum? I’m glad he didn’t have a gun. Nice of the cops to treat him so gently.

He’s also a “moderate” Republican. One of the “nice” ones the party is trying to squeeze out. Just let that sink in for a moment.

Peloton invited this scrutiny with their shitty behavior, but why the hell is the DHS involved? Is mulching Mr Kibbles in your overpriced treadmill now a terrorist act? Are faulty exercise machines a matter of national security? Or is the DHS just the uber department now, with its fingers in all pies?

I think if the being “formally” known as Mr. Crazypants checks, he’ll find that the most commonly used word in the Bible is probably “a” or “the” or “and.”

And now it gets to make the whole thing about itself again. It’s a hypocrisy twofer!

Google’s Home app is quickly becoming their iTunes: a single app that does everything...badly. It’s already a mess and will only get worse as more products and services are dragged kicking and screaming into it.

He may have grown up in a modest home, but you can’t deny he had great seats for Bears games.

“OK, what we need here is a post apocalyptic landscape, showing the full scope of Earth’s desolation and the challenge the protagonist faces. How much?! OK, how much to rent a fog machine?”