Isn’t Phoenix in Maricopa County, Sheriff Arpaio’s old stomping ground? Looks like the PD is carrying on his “proud” tradition.

Fortunately, I am English and was privately educated. This has had the immense benefit of making me utterly repressed, such that I would never consider touching someone with whom I am not intimate. Nor do I desire others to touch me. Ever. Problem solved!

What surprises me is not that Cuomo’s a creepy harasser; it’s that he’s so bad at it. He comes across like a bumbling teen trying to be “smooth.”

Yep, it’s right there in the name. Humans are resources, like barrels of oil or planks of wood, to be burned or screwed as the company pleases.

Extra points for the great Windsor Davies!

We live in an age where “1984" is regarded as an instruction manual by many, so I can believe almost anything.

In before QAnon latches onto the painting above as “proof” the Deep State are hiding secret codes in artworks.

“...most of those killed are armed in some way.”

Seriously. The copy for this should read, “Three women try to decide if they want to be emotionally abused now, or murdered and buried in pieces later.”

That instant access to all the world’s information would actually make society stupider was a plot twist I did not see coming, yet here we are.

Hell, Jackass is Masterpiece Theater compared to this.

When I saw this pop up on the HBOMax homescreen, I thought, “Congratulations! You’ve made me wish “Ow My Balls!” was real.”

Dude should rebrand as “DaToddler,” because he will not shut up with the stupid babbling.

It's deceptive. The head is just a thin skin over a total void. Like a balloon.

You’re assuming his conviction was regarded as a negative on his application. I think the recruiters took one look and said “our kinda guy!”

I guess when you’re sellng a product that is objectively no better than its competitors, you have to make the advertising about something else.

Well, Maine is a little behind the times in many ways. That’s part of its charm...allegedly.

I have it rattling around my head that cars over 25 years are “Classic,” while cars over 50 years are “Vintage.” I have no idea where “antique” fits in, never having heard it applied to a car except by someone who doesn’t know cars and just wants to use another word for “old.”

Maybe he’s trying to fill the style niche left by the retirement of Daft Punk? Using only Yeezy clothes? Maybe? Help?

So, after his disgusting behavior, he insists on forcing himself back on to a team consisting entirely of people who are armed with swords and know how to use them? He doesn’t seem too bright.