When I saw this pop up on the HBOMax homescreen, I thought, “Congratulations! You’ve made me wish “Ow My Balls!” was real.”

Dude should rebrand as “DaToddler,” because he will not shut up with the stupid babbling.

So you're telling me my Lego ISS is now hopelessly out-of-date? Thanks, Roscosmos!

It's deceptive. The head is just a thin skin over a total void. Like a balloon.

You’re assuming his conviction was regarded as a negative on his application. I think the recruiters took one look and said “our kinda guy!”

I guess when you’re sellng a product that is objectively no better than its competitors, you have to make the advertising about something else.

Well, Maine is a little behind the times in many ways. That’s part of its charm...allegedly.

I have it rattling around my head that cars over 25 years are “Classic,” while cars over 50 years are “Vintage.” I have no idea where “antique” fits in, never having heard it applied to a car except by someone who doesn’t know cars and just wants to use another word for “old.”

Maybe he’s trying to fill the style niche left by the retirement of Daft Punk? Using only Yeezy clothes? Maybe? Help?

So, after his disgusting behavior, he insists on forcing himself back on to a team consisting entirely of people who are armed with swords and know how to use them? He doesn’t seem too bright.

““We don’t, not even for a second, think about race,” said Darcie Pickren, 67, a vocal leader of the anti-CRT movement who is White, with Irish and Native American ancestry...”

A great man once said: “Person man woman camera TV.” words to live by.

‘Often compared to a “phone book,”’

So you’re saying I’m not a cardio-thoracic surgeon? I’ve got an MS Paint certificate and a trail of corpses that say different.

Bordering on “probably totally shit and likely blinded some people.”

I wonder how good an opthalmologist he is, given he had to create his own certification body to credential himself, because nobody else would?

Paul doesn’t give a shit about what’s true. He just wants to tell the MAGA rubes that “deep state killed yer grannie.”

Since his use of a walker during his trial was purely a stunt aimed at gaining sympathy, we can safely assume all his subsequent “health problems” are similarly manufactured.

It’s a huge gamble, because he’s setting the country up as a huge petri dish for viral mutation. Once an enterprising bit of viral DNA figures out how to bamboozle the current vaccines, it’s back to square one.

You should just follow the inspirational lead of the Mother Country and say “fuck it” to COVID and open everything up. BoJo definitely knows what he’s doing!