Of course. If only we could find the right magic words, cops would see the errors of their ways, the light of sweet reason would dawn in the minds of all Americans, and everything would become sunshine and daffodils instantly. Oh well, back to the drawing board!

Thrill to the exploits of “Power Man” and “Iron Man” and “Secondary Sexual Characteristics Girl!”

It’s also pretty rich to be crowing about “heritage” when your organization is barely a year old. I’ve got socks with more heritage than that.

Yep. Also really fucking selfish. And over the past year, we’ve seen at least half the country fall into one or both of these categories, so I'm not optimistic.

And, as usual, the rich will be putting on dresses and rushing for the lifeboats.

First, blame the computer. If that doesn’t work, blame some low-level employee. If that doesn’t work, blame the media.

That looks generally fine, but I’d add people with comorbidities that put them at higher risk. Probably put them up with the “over 80" group.

I’ve always suspected the line was ad-libbed. Cleavon Little seems to be enjoying it so genuinely. Either that, or Little was robbed of an Oscar for that scene alone.

No, this is hacking:

“Or, rather, they would be, if they could find a mother prepared to fuck them.”

So this clown is the real-estate version of those fools who buy a bunch of Nike products, so they can be seen burning them? Thanks for the money, dummy!

Tell me about it. I have a form of muscular dystrophy that, among other things, severely weakens the facial muscles. I can’t count the number of times I’ve been told to “cheer up” and “smile” and “don’t look so sad” when I’m just sitting there minding my own business.

It’s like some people think the mail is some kind of formal obligation, where proper Edwardian etiquette is required at all times.

You just know he had some opinions about The Doctor being a woman.

Bad enough that this ghoul shambled out of his crypt to write such drek. Worse that a supposedly reputable paper published it.

My wife kept her last name, but one of her aunts insists on addressing her Xmas card to us “Mr & Mrs Vexed” every year.

McConnell is saving them for far more important work. Their destruction of the country will take decades. No sense rushing things.

By the time they all put on their “big-n-tall” camo underoos, figure out which end of their tacticool rifles the ammo goes in, waddle up the stairs from mom’s basement, and spend twenty minutes gasping for breath on the kitchen floor, the “civil war" will be over.

We’re a culture of absolute rights with no responsibilities to each other. “I’ve got mine. Fuck you.” should replace “e pluribus unum” as the national motto.

I’d only add a similarly-long campaign to degrade our educational system, resulting in three+ generations of kids who grew up unable to think critically.