By the time they all put on their “big-n-tall” camo underoos, figure out which end of their tacticool rifles the ammo goes in, waddle up the stairs from mom’s basement, and spend twenty minutes gasping for breath on the kitchen floor, the “civil war" will be over.

We’re a culture of absolute rights with no responsibilities to each other. “I’ve got mine. Fuck you.” should replace “e pluribus unum” as the national motto.

I’d only add a similarly-long campaign to degrade our educational system, resulting in three+ generations of kids who grew up unable to think critically.

Instead of the media, it was no doubt “the Jews poisoning the wells.”

Well, the Arizona GOP is asking people to be willing to die for Trump, so they certainly have some sort of shooting in mind.

The funniest part of this and all the other desperate public posturing by Trump loyalists ahead of his expected Pardonapalooza, is that the anti-Lannister never pays his debts.

I hope he’s getting that up-front in cash, because that's the only way he'll see a dime out of Trump.

Why wouldn’t the cable channels continue to cover the guy they helped into the White House in 2016?

There's just no honor among thieves.

Personally, I don’t think we (speaking as a white person) have any right to question the use of the word by black people. We haven’t earned that right. We need to stay the hell out of it. It’s not about us.

It’s not really so clear cut, since the amount of revenue attributed to the Royals is a small part of (and inextricably intermixed with) the overall UK tourism market.

Jesus wanted him for a moonbeam.

That's why the Fairness Doctrine needs to come back, before these cesspits metastasize into a form that makes Fox News look like Mother Jones.

Yeah, I've got relatives whose houses are little royalist shrines, with royal wedding plates, Coronation teaspoons, and photos of Lizzie and Phil. They tend to be pretty old.

Well, I’m well over 50, and I definitely don’t care. We were screaming “Parasite!” at the sundry royals who toured our college back in the early 80s, so the sentiment isn’t new.

“Including this one.”

Presumably the pardon can be made to include the offering of a bribe for the pardon?

It’s the inevitable outcome of our other national disease: freedom without responsibility.

If he really wanted his moronic wall to have an effect, he should have built it across the concourses of international airports.

Don’t worry, every foot of Trump’s wall will fall over or sink almost immediately.