You really don’t have to go far from any US city before you’re in CFC (Cousin-Fucker Country). Sometimes, a trip to the suburbs is all it takes.

I suppose it all depends who you're protecting and serving.

“But I’m sure they anticipated cars, electronic tablets, and Texas becoming a state.”

Someone said, “Getting an extra hour of 2020 is like getting an extra track on a Yoko Ono album “

Maybe they think this is how the Rapture works.

The framers really should have ended every Article and Amendment with “but don’t be a dipshit about it.” I guess they just assumed it would be obvious to future generations.

That KFC pic reminds me of the Doonsbury cartoon that ran when Charles and Diana were dating. The premise was that she was trying to loosen him up by exposing him to everyday things.

AOC probably could afford the clothes if she wanted. She saves a fortune living rent-free in Republican heads.

He’s huge. They even had a little fun with it in “Ant Man & The Wasp.” Luis’ family are huge fans and have a Morrissey jukebox.

The master race, ladies and gentlemen. Can’t you just feel the grandeur? Homo Superior is in the house!

“There wouldn’t be any racism if those black guys would just shut up about all the racism.”

But Biden’s the one in China’s pocket, eh?

Their actions are exactly what I would expect to see from agents of an enemy foreign power.

“Since you would be doing Santa a serious favor, Santa would definitely reciprocate.”

I think the past four years have shown us there’s a huge penalty for failing to vote.

Gee, it’s almost as if the SCOTUS Republicans are determined to ensure all Mr DeJoy's hard work isn't in vain.

Claiming membership of a religion responsible for 1500+ years of oppression, torture, murder, and assorted nastiness maybe isn't the character reference these people seem to think is.

I guess Vlad wants as many Americans dead as possible, so his tool in the White House is making it happen.

It’ll need to be demolished and rebuilt from the foundations up, to get the reek of those grifters out.

She actually had to talk the kindergarten cop into arresting her. He was giving her an easy out with “This is all just a wonderful example of protected free speech, right? No harm, no foul. (wink wink)”